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  1. My beat is correct. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gsjl1 10 minutes ago from Blip.fm
  2. I cannot seem to remember my dreams, lately. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gru75 about 12 hours ago from Blip.fm
  3. A coworker just asked me if I went to a "Girls Gone Wild" event held nearby this weekend. Um, that's a negative. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. My nose is runny all of the sudden. Noes, nose! about 24 hours ago from web
  5. GodDAMN it. about 24 hours ago from web
  6. I Googled 'Jacob Black', then Google suggested 'Jacob Black shirtless'. Oh Google, sometimes you know me better than I know myself. 7:18 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Wishing I had more cigarettes. 4:06 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Checking out Google wave. 2:50 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. @IronJ146 I txtd cuz I can't find DMs in this damn app. 10:57 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to IronJ146
  10. @bmattison j'accuse! 9:42 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to bmattison
  11. @IronJ146 You're just jealous cause you don't sparkle. 5:52 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to IronJ146
  12. New Moon was the fucking tits, man. Seriously. 3:13 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  13. Hit the lights. It's BONER TIME. 11:52 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  14. My pimp hand is acting up again. 8:20 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. "She LOVES her some Indians." - @nataskal 5:39 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  16. Omg remember this song?? (sexy dances) ♫ http://blip.fm/~gkr5u 10:37 AM Nov 19th from Blip.fm
  17. Making pasta. God, I love day offs. 9:06 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. RT @realjohngreen: On being a man who likes Twilight: http://bit.ly/1IyCi 9:04 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. I had not realized how batshit excited I am to see New Moon until this moment. 9:00 AM Nov 19th from web
  20. Bought cigarettes like I was stocking up for the apocalypse. 11:48 AM Nov 18th from web