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  1. @Stoops417 the ghosts of those who threw themselves over the neighborhood ramparts will forever haunt my sleep #poweroutage about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Stoops417
  2. Burying bleached bones of our dead. NEVER FORGET! #poweroutage about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. @jamesegan I had my eye on some fat neighbors... #poweroutage about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jamesegan
  4. The lights came back on. Don't judge me for what I had to do to survive. #poweroutage about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. 20 mins ago, we were a 21st-century working class suburb. Now we only want to scavenge enough firewood to survive the winter. #poweroutage about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. . @Wd2048 smoke signals from the south indicate an advancing column. Hope it's reinforcements, not marauding bandits. #poweroutage about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Wd2048
  7. As night falls, I wonder what terrible creatures will roam the alleyways to feast on flesh of wayward children. #poweroutage about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  8. @donrmaxwell not dramatics! Returning to our ancient roots as the world we knew crumbles around us! #poweroutage about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to donrmaxwell
  9. A nearby Discount Tire Shop provides a supply of defensive fortifications. Chandler Heights to resist encroaching darkness! #poweroutage about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  10. Young boys becoming hardened warriors. Civilization now just a distant memory in our post-apocalyptic society. #poweroutage about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. The neighborhood watch is having a tribal council meeting. War paint provided for all adult males. #poweroutage about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  12. I can hear civil defense sirens and automatic weapons fire. I think a pack of Reavers just drove by in a rusty jeep. #poweroutage about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. Neighborhood just lost power. I hope it comes back before we resort to stone tools & cannibalism. about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. @donrmaxwell I use it :P about 10 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to donrmaxwell
  15. Canonical dropping LPIA support in Ubuntu 10.04 http://bit.ly/5Ypcdp :( :( :( about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
  16. My neighborhood sleeps / Far away, engines revving / Echo of gunshots #haiku about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
  17. Wondering if Rick Perry knows who Nehemiah Scudder is. about 23 hours ago from Brizzly
  18. Sooo ready for 2009 to end and just stay in the past. Who's with me? about 24 hours ago from Brizzly
  19. OH: "Son, no more playing with toy guns." "But then how will I hurt people?" #fb 5:05 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly
  20. Mmmm. Long nap. Now everyone is looking at me like I should get up. :( 12:48 PM Nov 28th from Brizzly