kylecooper
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Dear Universe, I would be thankful if my car started this morning.
7:31 AM Nov 26th
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Long night filled with talked of genetic engineering and puerto rican independence. Crash crash crash. G'night.
12:53 AM Nov 26th
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@ haha, no unfortunately. But I did learn today that I need to stretch before I start stretching. It's going to be a long 4 weeks.
9:20 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to Shpantzer
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Apparently I'm like heroin. So... sort of a compliment.
8:22 PM Nov 25th
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I find chicks with scars ridiculously sexy. Minus c-sections, natch.
4:42 PM Nov 25th
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Roomie is making me watch top chef and now I just want a giant burger. I'm so high class.
4:22 PM Nov 25th
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Ugh, had my first facebook 'friend' change her picture to that of her sonogram. The only thing worse than the couple pic. Gag me.
2:49 PM Nov 25th
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Hey, let's go take some pictures in a photobooth.
2:28 PM Nov 25th
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1 of my best friends is out visiting Africa & his birthday is tomorrow. I just posted Puffy's "I'll be missing you" on his facebook wall.
8:33 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: "Paula Deen Hit in Face with Ham".. yes that's a real headline.
6:42 AM Nov 25th
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"wanna see how hyped up we can be on coffee tonight?" Haha, Bernie and I are getting crunk tonight apparently.
9:45 PM Nov 23rd
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@ lol @ "a number of very special hugs."
9:44 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to bitchville
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For the record, I plan on eating an entire rotisserie chicken tonight.
5:11 PM Nov 23rd
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
4:27 PM Nov 22nd
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I want to direct a movie called "Not Another Parody Movie" which is actually a touching and gripping drama about the human condition.
3:13 PM Nov 22nd
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@ *sad face* The Bucs will need an early Christmas miracle to beat us. Not because we are good, but because they are bad, haha.
1:35 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to armorguy
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I do like that the NFL is giving us a holiday break by scheduling the Bucs next week.
1:24 PM Nov 22nd
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@ heart breaking. Why do you build me up (buttercup) baby, just to let me down?
1:20 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to nomorepress
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Hey, look at that. The decided to show up for the second half. OT Baby!
1:02 PM Nov 22nd
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Work has blocked the Hype Machine, leaving me no choice but to use Hipster Tracks to listen to tunes:
8:56 AM Nov 22nd
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- Name Kyle Cooper
- Location Atlanta, Ga
- Web http://kylecooper...
- Bio Security engineer who loves fitness and trains MMA. Professional in public, private hipster, habitual line crosser. Always ambitious, often inappropriate.
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