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  1. Stay thankful and you can never stress. Its impossible to truly focus on both at the same time. about 22 hours ago from web
  2. Can I brag? RT@Hallib #ImThankfulFor @kylecease If it wasn't for him I wouldn't be a successful comedian, & would have never moved 2 LA. about 22 hours ago from web
  3. You and yours. about 24 hours ago from web
  4. I am laughing so hard at this. RT @ PFTompkins Aw, YEAH! Early retirement, here I come! Where's my pickaxe? http://twitpic.com/qrver 10:40 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. Let me rephrase that, @tonyrobbins allowed me to share the insane growth and changes that happened to me because of what I learned, THNKS TR 10:38 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Also that bootcamp will be only 199 dollars. get on list, seating will be extremely limited and we will completely sell out. 10:28 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. Also, we are getting ready to announce a two day standup bootcamp w/ me/ Louie Anderson, others in a feb, mailing list standupbootcamp.com 10:19 AM Nov 24th from web
  8. Also please have each follower write me and tell me that you sent them, so we can count to see who is first. Also cancer is being fought! 7:02 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. Yes, the first person to get me 150 followers (also I'm donating 10c per fllwer to breast cancer) goes to disneyland, also (next tweet) 7:01 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. People r asking me what my secret is. Focusing only on the outcome and not the work. (Also the secret to everything in life) 8:35 AM Nov 23rd from web
  11. I am at day 14 of no alcohol, coffee, lattes, and desserts. -8lbs, have the most energy I have ever had, feel amazing, & I slept 3.5hrs. 8:11 AM Nov 23rd from web
  12. To everyone asking, yes, I am serious about Disneyland. If we can raise that kind of money to fight cancer w new followers, Disnleyland. 12:03 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Man, u should see me clap in person RT@ Lindseyperish @kylecease Kyle! I'm watching u on not another teen movie & I fucking love life. 12:02 AM Nov 23rd from web
  14. motivating u to help me fight cancer with new followers. 1st person who can get me 150 new followers, I will fly out n take to disneyland. 11:59 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. I just watched kid fake fall down and his mother loved him a ton. So he learns show pain, get love. No wonder we are all fucked up 12:00 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. it has been 12 days since i have had any coffee, alchohol, desserts, soda and i have never felt this good in my life. going til may 9 5:15 AM Nov 21st from mobile web
  17. John Carrol University is tomorrow in Ohio. You should come there. 9pm show, Chet Wild opens. Then staying home and growing.... 2:00 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. I am feeling really different and chill tonight, I hope all you bitches feel dope too. (might be my worst tweet, but i dont care gspots) 11:16 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. Man guys the compliments are rolling in. thanks so much sir RT @ thepope Kyle Cease is truly the real way to peace. 9:48 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. Wow, thank you so much sir, I have been a big fan RT @ elvis presley Kyle Cease is more musical than me. 9:46 PM Nov 17th from web