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  1. RNC may make GOP candidates agree to at least 8 of 10 "principles" on a manifesto. Why 8? Has to do with Reagan, obvs. http://bit.ly/80IWBs
  2. #30Rock introduces #Leno with 4th wall-breaking diss, then Leno calls back to a gag from the episode of 30 Rock. A black hole of meta.
  3. #Limbaugh: "My ouster is the fault of Barack Obama, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and unions." He's the Don Quixote of racist blowhards.
  4. @mattbertz Suicide? Are you kidding? This is the most alive Packers fans have felt since 1996…though it may be a different story in 7 hours.
  5. Local-news vans parked outside #Letterman. Famous Guy Bangs Underling may be a better lead than Pothole Still There, but it isnt local news.
  6. After Yankees game today, saw a 25ish yr old Yanks fan smoking cigar, giddily saying, "Entourage is on tonight bro!" All but ruined the win.
  7. The only way this could be more meta is if Wil Wheaton blogged about it. RT @levarburton I hang my head in shame...! http://bit.ly/iJ7Jz
  8. I love Pee-wee Herman. But talking to Jay Leno about 6th graders wearing loincloths may not be the best way to kick off the ol' comeback.
  9. 1 in 5 New Jersey voters believes Obama may be the Antichrist. Oh, not in a figurative way. In the literal Biblical way. http://bit.ly/zxY19
  10. It's 8:04 am and I've already heard a snippet of "The Time of My Life." Like Dalton says, it'll get worse before it gets better. #swayze
  11. Photos of people making reasoned, informed, logical arguments against government efforts to improve their lives. http://bit.ly/IIhXp
  12. Pouring sweat after finihing a brutal vertical rock scramble at Breakneck Ridge. Or as I like to call it, Rupture Aorta Ridge.
  13. @kidfinesse I can't help but envision that promotion ending in the ER, a courtroom, or both.
  14. Just walked by a guy parked in an old panel van kneading his forehead while blasting Pink Floyd's "Time." Nothing good will come of that.
  15. @MaraElizabeth Their just normal people, who's work sometimes contains flaws. You're work no doubt does to. So fuggedaboutit!
  16. Gee, it'd probably be interesting and not at all annoying to bike home through the pedestrianized Times Square. #worstideaever
  17. Logically I know that one bajillion percent humidity is impossible. And yet here I am walking home, praying for death.
  18. A chilling list of who conservative bloggers feel are the most influential US conservatives. http://tinyurl.com/huhwha via @johnandrewwalsh
  19. Nice way to start the day: On a crowded subway car next to a guy vigorously toothpicking what I assume were Cheez Doodles out of his molars.
  20. The upside of sitting in a Yankee Stadium luxury box? I'm sitting 8 feet from David Cone. The upper side? "YMCA" is all but inaudible.