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  1. a network news show. about 21 hours ago from fb2twitter
  2. Chuck Todd sounds more like the name of a dude who would offer you a beer bong at a frat party than the chief White House correspondant for about 21 hours ago from fb2twitter
  3. Particle board furniture is winning this round of the battle. 1:18 PM Dec 1st from web
  4. Should start working on stuff at reasonable hours of the day so she has people around to bounce ideas off of. 1:10 AM Nov 27th from web
  5. It's not Thanksgiving until I yell while playing a board game, so Thanksgiving started at 10pm this year. 1:09 AM Nov 27th from web
  6. Should stop judging some bands by the time she saw them open for someone else in high school or early college. The Black Keys are alright. 10:20 PM Nov 8th from fb2twitter
  7. Feels like a very shallow person: I forgot to vote and almost shit my pants when I saw Union Square was getting a Nordy's Rack. 11:57 PM Nov 3rd from web
  8. Irrational fears: you can suck it. 3:02 PM Nov 3rd from web
  9. The bruise on my left ass cheek is the size and color of Jupiter's great red spot. There's a light bruise around it. 1:14 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. Drinking coffee while snacking on pineapple was a poorly planned snack. 11:09 PM Oct 29th from web
  11. I'm at work, and I'm not wearing my shoes. 10:28 PM Oct 25th from web
  12. crazy patch! 2:03 PM Oct 22nd from web
  13. @poolboypip you should always call me when you need to break something/fist pump. You know I don't sleep at reasonable times. 1:29 AM Oct 16th from web
  14. Wishes she would've gotten chicken pox like a normal kid. 1:28 AM Oct 16th from web
  15. Writing about dumplings is easier than I'm making it. 9:10 AM Oct 12th from web
  16. Hand sanitizer smells exactly like cheap vodka. 5:56 PM Oct 3rd from web
  17. There are frogs in my fish tank. Be jealous. 10:31 PM Oct 1st from web
  18. Larry is broke-ass of the week! http://bit.ly/87tFf 8:38 PM Oct 1st from web
  19. The new Project Runway intro is painfully cheesy. 11:41 PM Sep 25th from web
  20. My hippie muscle relaxants are "made from natural ingredients and may have a distinct odor." 1:11 PM Sep 22nd from web