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  1. Welll... My director just told me that if I work all night again she'll kill me. I'm more afraid of the customers though.
  2. It's the oddest thing. Since the 3GS came out, my iPhone 3G screen seems to be getting all scratched up.
  3. Oh hey, keys, where are you? Please be haved... haven... possessed by me. Oh, hi keys! I love you.
  4. Ok, someone at the party left with my gum. This is not cool. #gumless
  5. Me: "I got a chin-up bar; I'm going to use it every day." Any of my friends: "Pecs or it didn't happen."
  6. So, @printartist's party is off to a good start. I've already had to have something removed from my ears with tweezers.
  7. I came in to the office this morning for a quick database/architecture tidy. It's been going like http://xkcd.com/349/
  8. Who else is working all Canada Day? No, just me then? Alrighty then. Enjoy the firefox. I mean, fireworks.
  9. "Yeah, but I can overlook a bad movie if there are enough explosions" - said to me unironically, regarding Transformers 2. :(
  10. @Raquelgal Open hailing frequencies. Ladies.
  11. @Raquelgal I'm an "etc."!? Shock and outrage!
  12. I really feel like I should be getting a steam/xbox achievement for finishing this donair.
  13. My 6th apartment move in as many years: four vehicles, two hours, one trip. Best move yet!
  14. How a geek edits: "this is going to be hard" ... "^Wextremely hard" ... "^W^Wnontrivial."
  15. Sandwich Wench: Do you want white cheese? Me: I prefer to call it 'privileged cheese'.
  16. @cleversimon is too drunk to tweet. This is sort of novel. I am, of course, perfectly fine.
  17. @dijkstracula oh no! I love the mathfro! (if you say it fast enough it almost works)
  18. Guy Garvey just whispered "what the fuck?" immediately after I did. Also, programming while listening to Elbow.
  19. Comparing iPhone apps is a dangerous game. "Ooh, Birdhouse. What's that?" Pleasedon'topenmybirdhouse, pleasedon'topenmybirdhouse.
  20. OH: Between the two of us, we have as much intellect as a retard. Oh man, I just peed on your shoes.