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  1. is slowly having the realization that it is disturbing that an 8 yr old boy called my 9 month old son a "ladies' man"...
  2. Carpe Claus! Sieze the Santa!
  3. @AzureEye That's just because she's too smart for Stats. Although I hear the AP version is tough. She's ok though right?
  4. Quote of the Day: "Getting girls in college is quantitative not qualitative"
  5. has decided that some days are extraordinary simply for for moments of perfect ordinariness.
  6. @drnels Because when you prove them wrong there's a deliciously sweet vindictive victory to it.
  7. enjoyed the dumbfounded "Ohhhh" look when questioning students about 1st/3rd person status updates and removal from sense of self. Heh.
  8. has hit the point of no-yuppie-return and isn't sure how I feel about becoming that which I mock.
  9. FYI - sitting in your truck in my driveway does not magically get doors installed people.
  10. Dear People Pissing Me Off: I am home with a sick kid, currently waiting for you. Pissing me off should be at the bottom of your to-do list.
  11. Four rows. Three hours. Two socks. One needle. Zero tolerance for the yarn winning.
  12. is wondering if I'm just talking to myself for an hour and twenty minutes, twice a week. Maybe the Magic Socks will change that tomorrow.
  13. is so energized by the magic power of new handknit socks that I am on FIAH today. Absolute. Fire.
  14. is leaning back, sipping wine, and basking in the glow of recently handknit besocked feet.
  15. Dear Student, If you'd told me last month you'd likely drop, I'd have danced. Now, I'm really sad. Thank you for coming so far.
  16. @AzureEye is it quiet and nonchaotic????
  17. would like to live in the Bizzaroland version of my life for a few days.
  18. is pretty convinced that last night she saw a global warming costume with a styrofoam melting ice cap. Irony defined.
  19. @AzureEye join the club. I'm a Mets fan. We're the red-headed bastard stepchild of NYC.
  20. @drnels we never get any either. It makes me sad. Yet we buy a huge bag of candy every year in anticipatioin that we then eat ourselves.