kvetch
- KotD: "College is a cruel joke: you spend an enormous amount of money to prepare for the career you need just to pay off the student loans."8:14 PM Mar 29th from web
- KotD: "If I had a choice, trust me, I wouldn't have fallen for you."11:52 PM Mar 10th from web
- KotD: "Don't scare me ... I poop easily."7:49 PM Mar 4th from web
- KotD: "Our director of development is supposed to be an idiot-savant. So far I haven't seen any evidence for the savant."6:35 PM Feb 28th from web
- KotD: "Why do Starbucks double chocolate muffins look like they have genital warts?"6:17 PM Feb 17th from web
- KotD: "Thank you, Facebook, for making me accessible to all the people I've been successfully avoiding."1:14 PM Feb 9th from web
- KotD: "I am thinking of ordering the abrasively loud windbag in the cubcle next door a hot cup of dickpunch."6:09 PM Feb 2nd from web
- KotD: "If you watch the superbowl for the commercials, you're an even bigger idiot than the people who watch it for the game."2:38 PM Feb 1st from web
- KotD: "Hey Battlestar fans: when Starbuck says 'Fracking', it's cool and sexy. It's not cool and sexy when you say it."4:07 PM Jan 27th from web
- KotD: "I don't endorse capital punishment for idiots, but can't we remove the safety warnings from everything and let it work itself out?"11:03 AM Jan 16th from web
- KotD: "Hey co-workers: I like World of Warcraft too, but you've been talking about it for 40 minutes. SHUT UP already!"10:55 AM Jan 12th from web
- KotD: "I'm not crying or kissing a stranger, so 2009 may not suck." Happy new year, Kvetchers!9:04 AM Jan 5th from web
- KotD: "If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk."2:23 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
- KotD: "If you really need to discuss colonics at work, maybe an office behind closed doors would be better than the open-air cube farm."10:05 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
- KotD: "I'd like to introduce you to my late wife. She's not dead, she's just never on time."5:16 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
- KotD: "If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary, right between shit and syphilis."12:40 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from web
- KotD: "No thank you perfect starnger, I would not like to hold your baby while you re-light your Winston 100."1:09 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from web
- KotD: "A good way to keep things brief is to not talk about how you're going to keep things brief."12:21 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web
- KotD: "If you have to tell someone how smart you are, you're probably not as smart as you think you are."12:12 PM Dec 1st, 2008 from web
- KotD: "Me: 'I'm adopting a puppy!' Mom: 'Why not get a boyfriend instead? They don't pee on the floor.' And she wonders why I don't visit."10:20 AM Nov 30th, 2008 from web
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- Name Kvetch!
- Location Bat Country
- Web http://kvetch.com
- Bio To post to kvetch.com: First follow kvetch, then send kvetch a direct message. @kvetch replies don't work. Let it out, baby!
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