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  1. YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF WTF UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THIS. NO REALLY. http://snipurl.com/lotzc12:59 AM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
  2. @jasonphoon you mean BOOM BOOB BOOM BOOM BOOB BOOM BOOM BOOM = Transformers 28:56 PM Jun 28th from Twitterrific
  3. @jasonphoon bad day? just beat it.3:24 AM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
  4. The FIA accidentally the whole F1 http://bit.ly/H82HF9:31 PM Jun 18th from Twitterrific
  5. NEXT ON “WHAT THE FUCK, MICHAEL BAY, WHAT THE FUCK???”: Decepticon Testicles. http://snipurl.com/kac6e1:41 AM Jun 17th from Twitterrific
  6. there are few things so certain – and so loathed – in life as death, taxes and office politics.8:38 PM Jun 15th from Twitterrific
  7. Somewhere out there someone bought an iPhone 3G yesterday and woke up today exclaiming "FUCK!!!!"8:30 PM Jun 8th from Twitterrific
  8. Bill killed Bill in Bangkok7:35 PM Jun 4th from Twitterrific
  9. Headline of the week: http://bit.ly/Xo0gR8:15 PM May 30th from web
  10. North Korea stages its biggest nuclear test yet. In an immediate response, UN officials and world leaders pledge to frown harder than usual.2:35 AM May 26th from Twitterrific
  11. JACKPOT! Ericsson is giving me a free R320 laptop if I forward this email to 20 or more people! SEND!!8:07 PM May 20th from Twitterrific
  12. it is my conclusion that chocolate and pecans go together like sayaka ando and gigantor boobs.9:32 PM May 12th from Twitterrific
  13. Yowza: Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis – http://tinyurl.com/22qbha/2...&sec=nation7:20 PM May 4th from Twitterrific
  14. "shot" is quite a perilous word to mistype – one slight vowel movement and... shit.3:13 AM Apr 23rd from web
  15. @jasonphoon jobstreet.com.my BEST EVARR12:19 AM Apr 13th from Twitterrific
  16. The cheese in breakfast Fillet O' Fishes have been secretly reduced to a half slice. RAGE!!!7:07 PM Apr 12th from Twitterrific
  17. Hey, the president of Peru from 1990-2000 is Alberto Fujimori. Wait WHAT?10:33 PM Apr 7th from Twitterrific
  18. Shuffle me timbers it's SMALL.8:02 AM Mar 11th from Twitterrific
  19. *dance dance dance* OH SHI- http://tinyurl.com/2ox66j7:51 PM Feb 24th from Twitterrific
  20. Perak terberak2:14 AM Feb 4th from Twitterrific