kurt
Partying at the Four Seasons with Chamillionaire. Riding dirty,
| If the Twitter status blog actually told the truth the newest entry would just read: "Totally fucked. Fuck it, we're going home." |
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| Refollowing everyone who's funny. I'm absolutely sure that there's no way that doing so will go horribly wrong when they finally fix things |
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| You say "missing followers bug", I say "data loss", it's all in the spin. |
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| @hotdogsladies Ringtone installed on my Blackberry! Sacrilege! |
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| @NickiHiss Shit. Now I have to follow you 10 times. How do I do that? |
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| @erikprice She's probably really exhausted after all of that moose sex, so she falls asleep right away. |
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| @SuperSanko That's what you get for complaining about Twitter's downtime. Welcome to Twittanamo Bay! |
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| These Ultimate Fighting battles would be way more interesting if these guys ever successfully pulled off their Fatality at the end. |
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| @ShuffShuff Of course it's not. It's to hack into her internet history _and not get caught._ |
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| @vmarinelli That's odd that you would say that, because my dog just pooped on McCain himself. Huh. |
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| License plate frame on Lincoln Navigator: "My other car is a horse" That's an interesting carbon exchange plan. |
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| Project "Take Humor Up A Notch To Make The Front Page Of Favrd" (THUANTMTFPOF) is a complete and utter failure. Shut it down, gentlemen. |
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| Sweet! Cake Financial is following me on Twitter! I hope that Quicken and Microsoft Money follow me next! |
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| It looks like it's that time of day again, when Twitter goes crazy and I start getting tweets from people I don't even follow... |
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| Wait a second, you need 3 stars to make the front page of Favrd now? Time to take the humor level around here up a notch. |
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| @lonelysandwich It's a conspiracy by the pants companies. See also, police siren randomly in the middle of a rap song. |
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| @tj At this rate the game is going to end in the New Yankee Stadium. |
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| Wait a second, this food at Applebees isn't nearly as good as it looks in the commercials. In fact, I'm not even sure it's food. |
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| @redsquirrel At least until you try to access the website. FAIL. |
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