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RT @theisb Thus far, Caviezel lacks McGoohan's intensity. But there are hurricanes that lack McGoohan's intensity.about 4 hours agofrom HootSuite
Who puts the coffee in the freezer? That makes as much sense as Shaft keeping his gun in the refigerator.about 22 hours agofrom Ping.fm
Supervising a lock-in at Fellowship makes me feel old. The kids don't even remember things from my college days like Waco or MST3K.about 23 hours agofrom Ping.fm
USA: I'd require aliens to move their giant ships out to international waters before establishing diplomatic relations. #visitors3:39 PM Nov 14thfrom Ping.fm
Our back-up for Neros is a real bust. These are not fried pork chops - they are breaded pork patties. Big difference.2:59 PM Nov 12thfrom Ping.fm
Neros on 34th has closed. Now where do I go for an inexpensive family-friendly Italian? Don't say Olive Garden.2:44 PM Nov 12thfrom Ping.fm
Kanyeism translated: the Pentel HyperG pen is comfortable to hold, but ink output is inconsistent. STYLISH FAIL. #officesupplies2:23 PM Nov 12thfrom Ping.fm
Yo Pentel HyperG, imma let you finish, you're a joy to hold but your ink levels are terrible. Erasermate is the best pen of all time.2:14 PM Nov 12thfrom Ping.fm