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In the road againabout 20 hours ago from txt
Didn't find fathers dubloons. Coming back down.about 22 hours ago from txt
Half expecting to run into Survivorman.about 22 hours ago from txt
Have service in my hill.about 22 hours ago from txt
If anyone needs a house to film a horror flick in. http://post.ly/1GSzabout 22 hours ago from Posterous
Inspecting my property in Sissonsville. If I don't tweet in three hours assume the worst.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
@Nikongirl24 OM NOM NOM PICKLESabout 23 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Nikongirl24
@MrsGuidoAdler There I'll crap on one House every chance I get and act surprise when they all become a team of super villians.1:31 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to MrsGuidoAdler
@MrsGuidoAdler And in the seventh. I can't be trusted with power so I'll accept a position where I shape the mind of EVERY WIZARD IN ENGLAND1:30 PM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to MrsGuidoAdler
Hey, we're hiring at the hospital IT department. Entry level only high school required. http://bit.ly/17vvN410:41 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
@MrsGuidoAdler The biggest surprise for me in that book was that Dumbledore was a complete asshole.9:13 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to MrsGuidoAdler
I keep writing three page Harry Potter crime noirs.5:14 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck
@MrsGuidoAdler Well, I went into it thinking that Harry would die in the process since I thought he was a Horcrux. I was close enough.5:12 AM Jul 13th from TweetDeck in reply to MrsGuidoAdler
Illustrator almost seems too powerful. I can't figure out how to use the paint bucket.7:30 PM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
@MrsGuidoAdler The quote "Nothing could happen to Harry while Dumbledore was around" was kinda a dead giveaway. Sirius and Dumbledore had to5:11 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to MrsGuidoAdler
I thought I'd give PFach a chance in something without Joker makeup. Netflix had already pulled their preview of Nurse Jackie. #netflixfail10:19 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
@MrsGuidoAdler DUMBLEDORE DIES9:24 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck in reply to MrsGuidoAdler
@NotaKitsune @peterfacinelli Like a bridesmaid can't look better than the bride?6:31 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck
@bqueenbandit THARE BE A STORM BREWIN4:56 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck in reply to bqueenbandit
Ha! @peterfacinelli Doing an autograph signing in W. Virginia this Sat. July, 11th at 12pm at the Ch... Read More: http://is.gd/1t1W24:48 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck

Name Chase Henderson
Location Huntington, WV
Web http://unexpected...
Bio Wannabe writer and cartoonist. I need work fool!

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