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  1. #ashes Come on England... Ngggngngrrngngngggghhh...
  2. Not feeling well - Could be swine flu, bird flu or maybe just man flu. Probably karmic justice for all those aporkalypse jokes
  3. OK - NOBODY tweet ANYTHING about the #Ashes - Least of all something optimistic about England.
  4. @willsturgeon #cricketfilms Byes Wide Shut - The Fred Trueman Show - Alfred Hitchcock's The (Dicky) Birds - Police Academy 6
  5. #cricketfilms Umpire Strikes Back. Lords of the Rings. The Third Man.
  6. I love that Google has announced an operating system. I wrote a somewhat fanciful story about this 3 years ago http://bit.ly/FKOuz
  7. 90-3... Panesar in the attack... doing the rain dance before lunch on day one. I hate the #ashes already
  8. @Britt_W You can get them - Try Waitrose or Chinese supermarkets. Might not be the season though
  9. Just got a pathetic 8/20 on the Guardian's Wire quiz. http://bit.ly/Onz0U Might have to watch the whole series again
  10. FT Economist Tim Harford says: Get a Jacko concert refund, don't take the souvenir ticket http://bit.ly/c1Qr7
  11. First Murray Wimbledon game I watch... and he loses his serve. Ooops...
  12. I will miss the National Express trains to Leeds. I may be a minority of one though
  13. Yaarrr! Pirate Bay be corporate raiders now, as they sell out for 7.7m doubloons
  14. Top markets pundit Buik upgrades status to 'Balls-achingly boring'. But Econ data interesting - Jan-Mar 0.5% crapper than previously thought
  15. Sorry - 'this year' should be 'this month'. D'oh! That 'hard work' at Glasto is obviously still taking its toll...
  16. Hmm... House prices up 0.9% this year. Because people aren't selling, as seen here last week http://bit.ly/11hXNl
  17. Glasto was fun. We met Dizzee Rascal, Spinal Tap and Paolo Nutini - and got a one word interview with Jarvis: Anything to say on Jacko? "No"
  18. Looks like I'm off to Glasto tomorrow. For work. But I might stick around to watch Bruce Springsteen. Anyone else there?
  19. RIP Jacko RT @callummay "A post-mortem examination has ruled out sunshine, moonlight, and good times as a cause of death"
  20. David Buik's verdict on today: "Bone-crushingly boring". I banned myself from using the word, or I'd use it every day. But ok in quotes, no?