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  1. I have never been a two console guy, but my need for a bluray player might just convert me. Yes, "need". 24 minutes ago from web
  2. Achmed the Dead Terrorist's voice is a total rip off of Triumph. #jeffdunham #racismjustoneofhisflaws about 3 hours ago from web
  3. kumailn: Tonight @ Comix. 10 pm. Jeselnik. Sean Patton. Garofalo. Kroll. Use code "LAFF" for $5 tix. 12:29 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. Tonight @ Comix. 10 pm. Jeselnik. Sean Patton. Garofalo. Kroll. Promo code LAFF for $5. http://comixny.com/event.as... 9:05 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. My Hdtv. St. Paul, Minnesota. St. Paul, Minnesota. My Hdtv. Now that the intros are out of the way...get the fuck out of there & come to me! 8:43 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. She's vampire out! #tweetingtwilight #vampirebaseballintwilight 10:08 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. @snorfle Vampire baseball is about to happen. Vampire fucking baseball! #tweetingtwilight 10:07 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. Lets jump around on trees a lot! #tweetingtwilight 9:57 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Double fart. #tweetingtwilight 9:46 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. His skin glitters like diamonds in the sun. Fart. #tweetingtwilight 9:45 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. If they don't want people to know they're vampires, they should not all have ridiculous hair. #tweetingtwilight 9:17 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. This vampire guy is so creepy. Why is she falling for him? #tweetingtwilight 9:16 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. Favorite line of dialogue so far. "Chillax. No feature." #tweetingtwilight 8:53 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. This guy playing native american looks ridiculous with long hair. #tweetingtwilight 8:52 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. How can I already not like it, 30 seconds in? Clearly I'm having trouble letting go of my prejudgements. #tweetingtwilight 8:50 PM Nov 24th from web
  16. Live tweeting Twilight. (The first one, not the new one with that werewolf with the abs.) 8:44 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. @thegynomite is making me watch Twilight. I knew she was a girl. 8:31 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. My hdtv is making a long trek across this great land of ours. Currently in Montana. A state with no speed limits! Come on buddy, hurry up! 12:56 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. Tonite at Comix with Craig Robinson. Make it happen! http://www.comixny.com/even... 1:32 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. I am opening for the super hilarious Craig Robinson at Comix tomorrow. http://tinyurl.com/ygl4yna Its gonna be the hugest! 11:51 AM Nov 18th from web