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  1. Man, Tabatha is really tearing this salon a new one!about 1 hour ago from web
  2. Everyone says Modern Warfare 2 is amazing, tho I am still opposed to the idea of it.... oh man...8:21 AM Nov 10th from web
  3. She looks great doing it tho.7:29 AM Nov 10th from web
  4. The new X Files movie is always on hbo. In case I forgot that Scully googles "stem cell research" b4 performing experimental neurosurgery.7:16 AM Nov 10th from web
  5. Just taped Letterman. Now all that's left to do is meet Bruce Springsteen and get 100% on Batman: Arkham Asylum. Airs Friday.5:08 PM Nov 9th from web
  6. @nickkroll Great set on Live at Gotham! They bleeped every time you said the word "in", but not the time you said the word "raped." Yay!8:15 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. Watch me on Comedy Central tonight. At 11 pm Eastern. 11 pm on Friday night! When all the cool ppl stay in and watch stand up comedy!9:29 AM Nov 6th from web
  8. Ong Bak is badass. Makes me wanna do martial arts again. Not that I ever did Martial arts, but havent even wanted to do it since i was a kid7:31 AM Nov 6th from web
  9. My cat is online right now at http://www.davidangeloradio... go there now! Bagel!9:08 PM Nov 5th from web
  10. What do you call stories featuring anthropomorphized animals that impart moral lessons right at the beginning of the story? ASAP's Fables.7:58 AM Nov 4th from web
  11. Great profile on Jeff Dunham in New York Times. Great insight into how he's racist AND a bad comedian. http://tinyurl.com/ydb7bfa1:24 PM Nov 2nd from web
  12. @rohitkohli Yeah I am doing Star Bar tonight, and then Laughing Skull on Thursday I believe.1:21 PM Nov 2nd from web
  13. Out of NY till Sunday. Will be performing real hard all next week. This week: horse circus. next week: stand up. Horse circus!10:44 AM Nov 2nd from web
  14. The Abominable Dr. Phibes is on TCM right now. Watch one of Vincent Price's greatest roles. "9 Killed her. 9 Shall die!"9:16 AM Oct 31st from web
  15. Whats sadder than trying 2 walk through the drive thru at McDonalds post midnite & getting denied? Watching cars behind u getting not denied9:25 PM Oct 30th from web
  16. What's fun in Hotlanta gang? Other than using that word to the locals, i mean. "So how long u lived in Hhhhotlanta?" I really hit that "h".3:11 PM Oct 30th from web
  17. Listen to what he say! (this is est, btw) RT @mshowalter MMHI tonight at 9:30pm on Comedy Central!2:41 PM Oct 28th from web
  18. @Dommoschitti Don't know man. Just found out about it last night. Damn your baseball team and its victorious ways!8:30 PM Oct 27th from web
  19. After everything we've been through, @thegynomite comes home with an Achmed the Dead Terrorist Mask. Words fail me. As does @thegynomite.7:55 PM Oct 27th from web
  20. In the end we find out that the dog's name was Indiana. #passingoffminordetailsashugeplottwists10:36 AM Oct 27th from web