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@ That's all I need to know. I'll find more broken-down ex-baseball players living in OKC and send them your way!
9:14 AM Nov 26th
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MySpace Technical Group refuses to fix Counter Notice Form. Instructs me to "submit a screenshot" of the form instead. Idiots.
3:14 PM Nov 25th
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@ Guest idea: Did you know the great Don Demeter is a pastor in OKC?
12:42 PM Nov 25th
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Detroit once had a real baseball team. @ The Spot Starters >> Team 83: The 1960 Tigers
12:37 PM Nov 25th
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@ Going Rogue Goes to Top of Book Chart @ "In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa
12:34 PM Nov 25th
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Look at that! Golden State needed just six players to knock off the mighty Mavericks. Don Nelson continues to embarrass old boss @.
7:59 PM Nov 24th
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Smirking Mavs announcers advise undermanned Golden State to "roll up the tarp" in 3Q. Warriors have tied the game with 2:51 to play in 4th.
7:51 PM Nov 24th
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Just finished recording How To Write Stand Up Comedy with George Smyth for the One Minute How-To podcast! Follow @
3:26 PM Nov 24th
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I need someone to blame for my failed musical efforts. @ But why have producers when all you need is a laptop and a bathroom?
1:11 PM Nov 24th
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Drunk producers & complex, dedicated recording decks do not mix. Project wiped out last night -- including exquisite guest accordion track.
10:58 AM Nov 24th
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Just got my H1N1 shot from the county. Watched attendant filling out a little yellow card. "Do I get the 10th one free?" I asked.
10:25 AM Nov 24th
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Returning to the One Minute How-To podcast Tuesday to record "How To Write Stand Up Comedy" with host George Smyth.
1:55 PM Nov 23rd
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City issued trash can busted up. Today trashmen broke the axle & took a wheel with them. Dallas 311 system on overload. Rioting to follow.
12:36 PM Nov 23rd
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Check this collection of plugins. @ Is there a way to pull full size images from into ?
12:20 PM Nov 23rd
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You don't see carjackings in Austin or police don't usually investigate them? @ You don't see this often....
9:54 AM Nov 23rd
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Clearly an unfit mother. She joined the Army, didn't she? @ Army Sends Mom to Afghanistan, Infant to Protective Services.
10:13 PM Nov 22nd
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Things We Lost In The Fire. Wow, that was some acting by Halle Berry. She sure can act! It's almost like the real thing!
10:10 PM Nov 22nd
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Blanche Lincoln (D-Orkanynsaw) had better wrap up her speech if she wants to make that Klan meeting.
6:24 PM Nov 21st
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Blanche Lincoln (D-Orkanynsaw) is crapping all over the "puuuh-blay-uc owap-chun."
6:20 PM Nov 21st
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Blanche Lincoln (D-Orkanynsaw) is passionately concerned with overcompensation for "aint-chernce aygs-eck-yoo-teevs."
6:17 PM Nov 21st
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- Name Ken Turetzky
- Location Dallas, Texas
- Web http://www.turetz...
- Bio I perform bad-attitude acoustic comedy, as heard on the Sirius-XM Howard 101 and Raw Dog Comedy channels, the Red Peters Show and Dr. Demento!
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