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  1. "and then Sean got grounded for being a sexual predator". Always an interesting night with @abbyp. 12:08 AM Dec 27th from TweetDeck
  2. Heading home. See you in 12 hours. http://tweetphoto.com/7309723 10:06 AM Dec 26th from TweetDeck
  3. Dad's new found passion for wine works in my favor. This is definitely turning into a glass totally full kind of stranding. 4:55 PM Dec 25th from web
  4. Stuck in small town ND with the interweb as my only means of outside communication. (Stupid at&t). Send help. & sedatives. & cheeseballs. 8:50 AM Dec 25th from web
  5. Apparently I'm in Stars Hollow if Stars Hollow was an nearly abandoned town in rural ND where there were more kids in the bar than grownups. 6:23 PM Dec 23rd from web
  6. And...carolers just showed up at the door. Where the eff am I? 6:19 PM Dec 23rd from web
  7. The quality of hospital waiting room music is directly related to what you are waiting for. Crappy procedure = really bad country music. 1:19 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  8. Haven't seen Jersey Shore (it's on the Tivo) but my 2 potential nicknames: The Good Time and Tan-trum. Not telling which is maiden/married. 11:27 AM Dec 17th from web
  9. It's the little things-- like stealing high-end brand toiletries-- that make me love business travel. 11:20 AM Dec 17th from web
  10. The pillow lines on my face are like battle scars. The eye crusties are just gross. 6:38 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  11. You know what makes this travel day from hell even better? Having in-flight wi-fi so I can tell everyone about the lady behind me puking. 9:44 PM Dec 14th from web
  12. Take that back. Cancelled my wine with room service for no reason, without telling me. Free booze doesn't cancel out no booze. 4:28 PM Dec 13th from web
  13. Any hotel that gives me booze when I check in wins loyalty points. Oh wait, they gave me loyalty points? God, I love this place. 3:51 PM Dec 13th from web
  14. Started day with 10am call from coworker. Dinner in Edina. Now en route to maple grove. And I'm sober cab. Welcome to my 5th ring of hell. 6:10 PM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
  15. Biggest disappointment of holiday season so far: they changed the mint m&ms. That and my 1st Xmas party this year has me as sobercab. 10:42 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  16. Fine, I'll say it. I love the snow. It's pretty. (I also don't have to leave my house, shower or put on pants for the next 4 days.) 7:25 PM Dec 8th from web
  17. "what are we having for breakfast?" (without hesitation) "cheeseball" "have you been thinking about that for a while?" "yes" Happy Holidays! 7:46 AM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  18. For those keeping score at home, that's 2 times tonight that it's been mentioned that deer penis is an aphrodisiac. Two times. 5:20 PM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  19. I tried super hard not to mess with Texas today. In return, it totally fucked with me. 7:12 PM Dec 3rd from web
  20. In-flight wi-fi might be my favorite invention, right behind fire, the wheel and beer. 6:24 AM Dec 3rd from web