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  1. Looks like we're well past the shelf life of this Bisquick. 5:55 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
  2. OH: "It was okay, except that there was this Canadian close-talker with a porn mustache." 1:45 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
  3. So conflicted right now...leftover turkey is one of life's great things, but this grill they gave me for my birthday is *begging* for meat. 4:54 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  4. My 9yo daughter just pointed out bad grammar in a paper from school: "Yeah, I knew from that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm." 3:44 PM Nov 29th from Echofon
  5. Just now, @despina looked into my eyes and said with pure solemnity, "I need to focus on the gravy." 3:50 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  6. @Wilhelm the remarkable one ;-) 3:10 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Wilhelm
  7. Just helped my kid order a Macbook, and now I'm thinking I should get a paper route of my own. 3:10 PM Nov 27th from web
  8. Brownest bloody mary ever, but this is some good shit. 8:32 AM Nov 27th from Echofon
  9. Just woke up under a pile of shirts in a girls' clothing store. 7:08 AM Nov 27th from Echofon
  10. Contrast: Dinner with eight others, and nobody else but my wife has an iPhone v. happy hour with ten others, and all but one does. 8:30 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  11. There really is one in every crowd. 1:29 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  12. About to fry a turkey. Brother-in-law has one on the grill. I have another at home brining overnight to roast tomorrow. 12:17 PM Nov 26th from Echofon
  13. What's a few dozen more if/else staements between friends, right? 3:23 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  14. It's been a long time since I was this discouraged at work. 2:17 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. Mona has been like this for about an hour now. http://twitpic.com/ql4qa 6:45 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  16. Two steps forward, one step back. 1:03 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  17. Date night. Chilean sea bass with chimichurri. Later, nudity. 6:09 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  18. @treevis ask @despina about it when she comes to her senses. Seriously. 9:59 PM Nov 19th from Echofon in reply to treevis
  19. @creldredge There now, don't you feel better? And now I can stop trying to find a reason to not fix it. 8:57 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to creldredge
  20. @despina doesn't know it yet, but I'm gonna make her kick, scream, curse, and whine later. 8:45 PM Nov 19th from web
  • Name Kevin Smith
  • Location DC-ish
  • Web http://centricle.com
  • Bio This is my bio. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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