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  1. So You Think You Can Dance, a glass of wine, and my laptop. Today rocks.
  2. You know your husband loves you when he gets up at midnight to go buy you ass cream.
  3. I got my nap on over the weekend and surpased my own record, twenty two hours! I'm a pro.
  4. Is it normal to love Accounting so much that I'd rather be working than shopping?
  5. It's snowing. Mother Nature is such a bitch.
  6. @bbmissy Worse, I pulled off her wig and ran.
  7. Just fought an old grandma for a bedspread, guess who won?
  8. I'm getting so good at downloading free stuff it's ridiculous.
  9. A big silk bow on the shoulder turns drab into fab. Who knew?
  10. I'm trying to watch So You Think You Can Dance but the hubster won't stop shaking his ASS in my face.
  11. In this month of thanks I'd like to express my thankfulness for the IT geeks for screwing my email & not calling the next day. Ur the best.
  12. @PrincessAndy http://twitpic.com/pwscw - Probably from the free baklava.
  13. @PrincessAndy Those would definitely get you free baklava. And then some. Nice!
  14. My kitchen cupboard gave me a sliver this mornin. Pretty sure its God telling me to get new cabinets. Who am I to upset God?
  15. I just found the cure for cancker sores: Beer.
  16. @showmyface we'll make sure we have some wine before we go, I heard that makes you brave!
  17. Ok, I need someone to go see paranormal activity with me. The hubster is being a bum.
  18. Why is it that the only person who noticed my haircut was the old awkward payroll dude? I mean come on, he's a dude, and he's awkward.
  19. Is it just me or did Jordana's dress on Project Runway look like a vagina?
  20. My month-end headache is back and brought it's sleeping bag with it, guess it's planning to stay awhile.