ksilkman
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So You Think You Can Dance, a glass of wine, and my laptop. Today rocks.
7:21 PM Nov 24th
from web
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You know your husband loves you when he gets up at midnight to go buy you ass cream.
9:20 AM Nov 24th
from mobile web
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I got my nap on over the weekend and surpased my own record, twenty two hours! I'm a pro.
7:06 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Is it normal to love Accounting so much that I'd rather be working than shopping?
12:47 PM Nov 23rd
from mobile web
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It's snowing. Mother Nature is such a bitch.
8:33 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ Worse, I pulled off her wig and ran.
8:32 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to bbmissy
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Just fought an old grandma for a bedspread, guess who won?
6:02 PM Nov 22nd
from mobile web
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I'm getting so good at downloading free stuff it's ridiculous.
3:53 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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A big silk bow on the shoulder turns drab into fab. Who knew?
5:03 PM Nov 20th
from web
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I'm trying to watch So You Think You Can Dance but the hubster won't stop shaking his ASS in my face.
5:33 PM Nov 19th
from web
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In this month of thanks I'd like to express my thankfulness for the IT geeks for screwing my email & not calling the next day. Ur the best.
8:04 AM Nov 18th
from mobile web
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@ - Probably from the free baklava.
7:30 PM Nov 17th
from TwitPic
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@ Those would definitely get you free baklava. And then some. Nice!
7:29 PM Nov 17th
from web
in reply to PrincessAndy
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My kitchen cupboard gave me a sliver this mornin. Pretty sure its God telling me to get new cabinets. Who am I to upset God?
4:22 PM Nov 16th
from mobile web
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I just found the cure for cancker sores: Beer.
6:18 PM Nov 14th
from mobile web
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@ we'll make sure we have some wine before we go, I heard that makes you brave!
8:11 PM Nov 13th
from web
in reply to showmyface
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Ok, I need someone to go see paranormal activity with me. The hubster is being a bum.
5:15 PM Nov 13th
from web
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Why is it that the only person who noticed my haircut was the old awkward payroll dude? I mean come on, he's a dude, and he's awkward.
8:43 PM Nov 12th
from web
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Is it just me or did Jordana's dress on Project Runway look like a vagina?
4:05 PM Nov 6th
from web
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My month-end headache is back and brought it's sleeping bag with it, guess it's planning to stay awhile.
5:45 PM Nov 5th
from web
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