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  1. Going to @coffeegroundz, but I'm in a terrible mood. Join me at your own risk.
  2. Red Bulls 3. I think I want to die.
  3. Red Bulls 2. Pat, why have you forsaken me?
  4. Red Bulls just scored. :( But the stadium is packed solid with orange!
  5. I mean, not even any unisex magazines? No 'US News' or 'Texas Monthly' or 'Vanity Fair'?
  6. I'm going to make it my mission in life to put women's magazines in auto shop waiting rooms. Sick of reading 'Golf' and 'Texas Outdoors'
  7. The Discount Tire guy just sat down next to me and called me 'fucking gorgeous.' World class customer service... HALP ME!
  8. What's that? You need to replace two tires? Ah, that's the spot. GRRRRRR.
  9. Goddamn motherfucking flat tire!!!
  10. No electricity at home; so confused. Is Ike back?
  11. At @coffeegroundz for the Tweetup; why aren't you?
  12. This ISN'T Miami. Hate to break it to ya.
  13. In the Foundation Room at HOB. Smells divine, quite literally.
  14. So this is why I haven't been clubbing in about ten years...
  15. Who knew that getting married at the Ren Fest was so popular as to necessitate FOUR wedding chapels?
  16. There are an awful lot of people at the Ren Fest who really shouldn't be shirtless...
  17. The road to Plantersville is paved with...dog grooming places and Brookshire Brothers? Scenic.
  18. Eating chorizo and fresh tortillas with @imneverfull and Aaron at Teotihuacan. Yummy!
  19. @groovehouse Make the world's most expensive grilled cheese sandwich? With tomato soup, natch.
  20. @JavaPeg In a stunningly stupid move, I left the cheese there. Have to go and pick it up tomorrow... What goes good with gouda, anyway?