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  1. @_HEALTH_ i've always wondered about that. i hope not. 1:06 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to _HEALTH_
  2. "there's enough rum in here to blind a pirate." 7:38 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. RT @theteenagers: @peaches_g diet coke is for fat people 3:29 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. waluigi aint nothin to fuck with http://tinyurl.com/yjhj785. if you are ever yoshi, consider our friendship over. 7:46 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. "i do not recommend staring into T.F.'s cataract film covered black eyes for more than 30 seconds lest you lose all will to live." 4:18 PM Nov 16th from web
  6. "he knows you're special like a black stripper with blue eyes" 6:36 PM Nov 12th from web
  7. pancakes > waffles. tea > coffee. 10:52 AM Nov 12th from web
  8. @pghpenguins good to hear<3 10:50 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to pghpenguins
  9. i bruise like a peach. 1:51 PM Nov 4th from web
  10. "i'm gonna drown you in your fish tank" - me 4:20 PM Nov 3rd from web
  11. dsklfjdgjsldfk;saf';sfdjkld;l'fdnfkd;l'slf fuck cafe world. motherfucking fucker. i will cut your throat you dirty bitch. that's a promise. 2:38 PM Nov 3rd from web
  12. @pghpenguins nooooo </3. 2:55 PM Oct 29th from web in reply to pghpenguins
  13. "mom this is supposed to go in the microwave" -me absentmindedly grabbing the ice cream and passing it to my mom. 3:25 PM Oct 24th from web
  14. lol @snoopdogg on the hour last night. hockey: "it's like the hood on ice" 3:35 PM Oct 22nd from web
  15. blonde moment of the day: tripping out trying to figure why i can't change the song on my itunes... turns out i was listening to my ipod. 2:32 PM Oct 16th from web
  16. "do you think they have chai tea in space?" -him "what are you... i don't even..."-me "i'm british."-him. 2:28 PM Oct 16th from web
  17. @_HEALTH_ wooowww seriously? that's my favorite mel gibson movie. 9:30 AM Oct 16th from web in reply to _HEALTH_
  18. note to self: don't make any jokes. ever. 11:58 AM Oct 16th from web
  19. omgomg. 8:50 PM Oct 15th from web
  20. @pretendyralive i wish i was. 7:52 PM Oct 15th from web in reply to pretendyralive
  • Name krystalocean
  • Location toronto, canada
  • Web http://crystal-ca...
  • Bio - twenty, talks too fast, gets bored easily, addicted to redbull, too legit to quit etc.
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