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Unable to find jeans that fit. Two possibilities: either I am a freakish shape, or trousers are stupid. Or both. 43 minutes ago from Tweetie
700 books sold - hooray! Now space for a bookcase to tidy remainder. Off to buy one. Amazing what you can do when there's an essay to write. about 2 hours ago from web
@mi Hmph. Should really have anticipated that. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to mi
Any karate experts need their photo taking? I have a great but situationally niche joke about kung fu lighting. about 4 hours ago from web
@starmist Jealousy abounds. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to starmist
@egwor My sister has the 2k9 version and it makes me smile. I think it'd be a nice present. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to egwor
@meandmybigmouth Thought you might like this - it's like a slanket, but awesomer (I have declared this a word): http://is.gd/56itf. about 15 hours ago from web
Fantastic pro foxtrot to Muse. First time that dance has ever looked cool. #scd about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
The Charleston isn't really my thing, but Chris and Ola just won me over with one of the funniest moments in 7 series of Strictly. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
@BodHack It's not tougher, is it? Tell me it's not tougher. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to BodHack
"Who is it?" "It is destiny! Destiny and chicken!" I love Merlin. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
@bobchurchill Next stop:purple omelettes. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to bobchurchill
@BodHack 'course :-) If you can survive a jelly-bean/olive concoction, you can survive anything. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to BodHack
@Flashmaggie Secret is to pretend it's radioactive and therefore prone to creating superpowers. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to Flashmaggie
Consolidated 29 crates of books to 20. Scared to go back in for fear of dust bunny reprisals. about 24 hours ago from web
http://twitpic.com/rb5ah - Was bored, so I put food colouring in the scrambled eggs. 6:53 AM Nov 28th from TwitPic
A lightsaber laser pointer! I love it. Ideal present for my Star Wars-fan friend who gives a lot of presentations! Oh. 5:52 AM Nov 28th from web
Christmas shopping. Doing very well at finding *perfect* presents for friends I don't have. 5:52 AM Nov 28th from web
I was following some elves into town, then they turned a corner and when I turned the corner they weren't there any more. 8:58 AM Nov 27th from web
Friday feeling has been stomped on. Going to go grump around the world for a bit. 7:37 AM Nov 27th from web