Profile_bird

Hey there! krypto is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving krypto's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

krypto

  1. @Andrew_Taylor I'd rather the words 'space shuttle' and 'breaking' were never that close together.
  2. @SimonBishop I'm contrary.
  3. Jesus, BBC News ticker. Beginning a "BREAKING NEWS" with "Space shuttle launch" scares the hell out of me. Start with "Launch cancelled" pls
  4. Amazing how satisfying it is to spend an evening writing. Admittedly, much of it was about Strictly Come Dancing, but hey - it's something.
  5. "Andrew, 2 of your friends added you as a relative on We're Related. See who they are!" Man, this could be revelatory.
  6. @toreSupra I have similar problems, but still can't help myself.
  7. I am putting a stop to this.
  8. It has now been suggested I take an enormous calendar onto my plinth, detailing for the women of the world the days on which I am free.
  9. I have just realised why, in Goldfrapp's A&E, she's wearing a backless dress. I am such an idiot. If only there'd been some kind of clue.
  10. @deililly Yeah, I'd pay for it after an hour. But *what* an hour.
  11. Glad I'm not the editor of the Solihull Observer this week. http://flic.kr/p/6EbRdy
  12. NOM. Knew it was worth picking them up. http://flic.kr/p/6Ebvsy
  13. @plinthwatchny 1600-1700 on august 2nd. Could be fun.
  14. @deililly Heh - that'd be great! I could vet them from a safe position!
  15. @RadioKate Yep, 1600-1700 on Sunday 2nd August. If you have any ideas...
  16. Presumably this would involve holding a sign saying "Like what you see?" and an email address. Pah, I'm not that desp...well...hmmm
  17. My Mum's suggestion for my plinth spot: "Could you not use the opportunity to get yourself a woman?" #oneandother
  18. At airport arrivals gate. Should have printed a sign saying 'Reprobates' or 'Pony fanciers club members' or 'lost souls', or something.
  19. @Andrew_Taylor That is brilliant. Depressing, but brilliant.
  20. Birds seem to be singing in 4/4 time. Seems unlikely, unless they're trying to tell me something: the chaffinchy code?