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  1. Unable to find jeans that fit. Two possibilities: either I am a freakish shape, or trousers are stupid. Or both.
  2. 700 books sold - hooray! Now space for a bookcase to tidy remainder. Off to buy one. Amazing what you can do when there's an essay to write.
  3. @mi Hmph. Should really have anticipated that.
  4. Any karate experts need their photo taking? I have a great but situationally niche joke about kung fu lighting.
  5. @starmist Jealousy abounds.
  6. @egwor My sister has the 2k9 version and it makes me smile. I think it'd be a nice present.
  7. @meandmybigmouth Thought you might like this - it's like a slanket, but awesomer (I have declared this a word): http://is.gd/56itf.
  8. Fantastic pro foxtrot to Muse. First time that dance has ever looked cool. #scd
  9. The Charleston isn't really my thing, but Chris and Ola just won me over with one of the funniest moments in 7 series of Strictly.
  10. @BodHack It's not tougher, is it? Tell me it's not tougher.
  11. "Who is it?" "It is destiny! Destiny and chicken!" I love Merlin.
  12. @bobchurchill Next stop:purple omelettes.
  13. @BodHack 'course :-) If you can survive a jelly-bean/olive concoction, you can survive anything.
  14. @Flashmaggie Secret is to pretend it's radioactive and therefore prone to creating superpowers.
  15. Consolidated 29 crates of books to 20. Scared to go back in for fear of dust bunny reprisals.
  16. http://twitpic.com/rb5ah - Was bored, so I put food colouring in the scrambled eggs.
  17. A lightsaber laser pointer! I love it. Ideal present for my Star Wars-fan friend who gives a lot of presentations! Oh.
  18. Christmas shopping. Doing very well at finding *perfect* presents for friends I don't have.
  19. I was following some elves into town, then they turned a corner and when I turned the corner they weren't there any more.
  20. Friday feeling has been stomped on. Going to go grump around the world for a bit.