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or, 4 day count down to Birthday Day!!!!! (gifts accepted in advance and well in postdance)7:11 AM Jun 4thfrom web
thinks that its time to meet the twin that she was separated from in a hilarious hospital mishap upon birth. My mother denies it. But I know7:10 AM Jun 4thfrom web
The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.7:37 AM May 29thfrom web
Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:41 PM May 20thfrom web
true love is the best thing in the world, except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich; when the mutton is really lean8:11 AM May 15thfrom web
would taunt eugenio, but couldnt be bothered11:37 AM May 13thfrom web
eugenio: you are not john mayer. stop overtwittering.12:50 PM Apr 1stfrom web