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  1. @tangledhelix I voted that the location of the wf is right. They are 100 ft from my desk. In all instances lazy wins. about 9 hours ago from SocialScope in reply to tangledhelix
  2. @ravinald simple answer is: i'm not their consumer, and the ridiculous overpriced chocolate is silly. 3:58 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to ravinald
  3. Wanna know what's wrong with whole foods? I wanted a 99 cent candy bar. I got a $9 Davao, Philippines single source cacao bar. 3:51 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  4. ramaze: the first ruby gem that also helps with natural birth. 3:14 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  5. @bobmoz @tara it was doctor time 3-4 days ago. 9:43 AM Nov 22nd from SocialScope in reply to bobmoz
  6. @27L oh holy mother of god. I've often considered flying to cmi for no other reason than del's. 8:27 AM Nov 22nd from SocialScope in reply to 27L
  7. @27L omg. You have to come back with a few cases of old style in the plane and a burt reynolds cowboy hat on. 9:29 PM Nov 21st from SocialScope in reply to 27L
  8. The sign on I80 going into sacramento that reminds you it is 3073 miles to ocean city, md must be a caltrans moment of zen #fb 9:13 PM Nov 21st from SocialScope
  9. @iancr it doesn't suck. i just wish mailplane would produce an addon for google calendar support. 11:04 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to iancr
  10. Southwest is so cool. RT @lindsayknight: our @southwestair pilot just said "I love it when you call me big poppa" over the loudspeaker 11:03 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  11. @bobmoz now you've got it man. give van a big kiss and you'll forget all about it. that's the magic. 11:05 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to bobmoz
  12. Also, according to friends, the LD50 of bacon brittle is 267 100g pieces, assuming salt is the primary toxin. 8:28 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  13. For the record, whoever put "optimism" on the metrocard is a friggin' genius. http://bit.ly/KXKw0 #fb 8:25 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  14. Fucking onward. 8:20 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  15. @tangledhelix launchbar friggin' works. just pay for it and move on. 8:19 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to tangledhelix
  16. @bbulkow .net supports it after a fashion. 11:37 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to bbulkow
  17. What is the LD50 of bacon brittle? The world needs to know. #fb 4:31 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  18. RT @BillCosby: Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. 5:30 PM Nov 17th from SocialScope
  19. #snotfacts is perhaps my favorite hashtag ever. And yes, its proof positive I am actually five. 5:29 PM Nov 17th from SocialScope
  20. @bradbarrish was that at topspin sm? If so the place just leveled up. 6:40 PM Nov 16th from SocialScope in reply to bradbarrish
  • Name kris wehner
  • Location Emeryville, CA
  • Bio Father. Reformed recalcitrant engineer. Blood coffee level dangerously high.
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