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  1. Denise Austin doing commercials for potatoes is making my head hurt.
  2. Spending another Sunday night mourning the absence of Mad Men. Man, did they ever knock (the end of) that season out of the park.
  3. @terrytoons YES! NOT GOOD!
  4. The @TheNegotiator just got me a 3.5 star hotel in San Francisco, CA for $99 on Priceline. (Yes, I opted to Tweet this. Because hi, $99!)
  5. @Kiki_Mo Been gone from Twitter so long I missed our make-out session. May I request a do-over?
  6. TWEEPS! Tell us: turkey from Whole Foods? Which kind? (Should we even consider Trader Joe's?) $ not the issue, just want the best.
  7. You know what? I'm always a little disturbed and intrigued by how hot Marge Simpson's body is.
  8. And then you see an UPDATED FB photo of your high-school boyfriend.
  9. @cutesttubesever Oh, you flatter. But okay! :)
  10. @ErinRoseGroh My thoughts exactly. ("What is that THING on your HEAD?")
  11. Yes, it's true. I wrote a gift guide for guys! http://bit.ly/2XSip7
  12. Think the baby would like a fun day of "Let's play sleep!"?
  13. Is anyone else having problems purchasing from iTunes? I keep getting network connection failure errors.
  14. Ha! We had sex this month! IN YOUR FACE, NOVEMBER!
  15. Does anyone else ADORE that Google is recognizing Sesame Street's 40th Anniversary?
  16. @thetrashyone Well, thank you for the thought! :)
  17. @molchase Thanks!
  18. Foodies! I need a *killer* Key Lime Pie recipe tonight! Heeeeeelp!
  19. @kellybwilson It's great that she can bonk herself in the head with it and not get injured. B/C she does that a lot!
  20. @blueeyedtawni No, I didn't know! I just try to get out of their way because if I were them, *I* wouldn't want me around!