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Got held over last night, and now I get to go to a mgr meeting. Who did I piss off?about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
@bsodo Ha. It's the paycheck, not the system, you capitalist.about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to bsodo
Loooooong daaaaaay. Good partner, though.about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter
@revia It's the quiet ones you're supposed to look out for. It's cuz they're harder to spot than the noisy ones.12:28 PM Jul 14th from UberTwitter in reply to revia
@bsodo Only if you turn green and get shoved into a tiny little police car while wearing a fez.7:16 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to bsodo
Have officially Had It. Now to deploy my carefully practiced and highly successful Ignore It Until It Self Destructs. http://myloc.me/9YXA4:38 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter
@alliekat77 I concur. There are much more interesting things to do in the bedroom.4:33 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter in reply to alliekat77
@CSMomma It's the "don' wanna go to bed yet" distraction. Only...now I have to go to bed.9:53 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to CSMomma
favorited a lol 'LASER POINTERS' http://twlol.com/tw/?4571759 #lol #ichc9:51 PM Jul 12th from ichc
favorited a lol 'EWAN MCGREGOR' http://twlol.com/tw/?4573889 #lol #ichc9:51 PM Jul 12th from ichc
favorited a lol 'HUGH LAURIE' http://twlol.com/tw/?4579489 #lol #ichc9:50 PM Jul 12th from ichc
favorited a lol 'WILLEM DAFOE' http://twlol.com/tw/?4595448 #lol #ichc9:49 PM Jul 12th from ichc
Went to change the color on my nails only to discover the blue tips aren't going anywhere without a chisel. Hmm. Sparkly red it is, then.9:40 PM Jul 12th from web
Workin' it: Change towels #noise10:00 PM Jul 11th from MyChores
Workin' it: Laundry #noise10:00 PM Jul 11th from MyChores
Workin' it: Clean fish bowl #noise10:00 PM Jul 11th from MyChores
Babysitting instead of @chanibelle while she goes to see the Jonas Bros with her BFF.7:35 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
@CSMomma going with Les, Clint, Kid and Mom. We should pick a day.7:34 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter in reply to CSMomma
RT @NathanFillion: That was one helluva Firefly Reunion BBQ. It was like Serenity Valley all over again, except if we won.7:33 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
I will never outgrow paper dolls, esp when they look as cool as this. http://bit.ly/3wJlGN12:21 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck

Name Kris
Location Jedi's Garden
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Bio I am generally running around, trying to find the car keys.

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