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  1. loving this Dali compact purse... http://tinyurl.com/ohqksh5:47 PM May 24th from web
  2. She's a more amazing singer when you turn the sound off and just oggle... http://tiny.cc/sB0EK4:26 PM May 21st from web
  3. Again with the earthquake? Fine, I'll get dressed. Like I should be in more than panties at my desk on a Tuesday...3:53 PM May 19th from web
  4. Hello, there, earthquake. I suppose I should put some clothes on.8:43 PM May 17th from web
  5. The brownie sundae of songs--it's obvious and easy, but your gut loves it... http://bit.ly/uVGq27:13 PM May 17th from web
  6. A vagina is a credit card with no limit.1:00 PM May 13th from web
  7. Thank god this is limited-edition. File these under "Hating" and "For the Retarded Sister of Rihanna." http://tinyurl.com/pruopd8:27 AM May 12th from web
  8. has nothing to fear, except fear of lack of Xanax.12:18 AM May 12th from web
  9. Is this Xanax for the soul? http://www.artisansofleisur...11:39 PM May 11th from web
  10. Click and you'll understand why all the sudden I want a dog... http://tinyurl.com/r7lqxf9:58 PM May 10th from web
  11. @LadyHenrietta Here's how you can get around that bastard SearchAWeb.com: http://tinyurl.com/searchaw...1:42 AM May 8th from web in reply to LadyHenrietta
  12. thought she had decaf coffee with dessert.1:40 AM May 8th from web
  13. is snorting green tea matcha powder.5:27 PM May 6th from web
  14. @KristinaWeis I'm like Batgirl for Spyware Protect 2009. Is it gone yet? Otherwise, I'm here to BAM! POW!4:43 PM May 6th from web in reply to KristinaWeis
  15. @danfromdsf Did you kill it? I'm like iMother Theresa in a mini skirt -- I just want to help.4:42 PM May 6th from web in reply to danfromdsf
  16. @swasher I'm starting a Spyware Protect 2009 support group. :P4:41 PM May 6th from web in reply to swasher
  17. @lookslikehford I'm all over this bastardware. I want to know -- how'd you get rid of it?4:41 PM May 6th from web in reply to lookslikehford
  18. @longamber Did you get rid of it? That guy makes people want to give their PC a bubble bath.4:40 PM May 6th from web in reply to longamber
  19. @addiehartsyou Gag! I know that bastardware. It sounds like it's flirting with you. Did you get rid of it?4:40 PM May 6th from web in reply to awkwardaddie
  20. If she was good looking, no one would think her so talented. Should I put on 35 lbs before I'm deemed a genius? http://tinyurl.com/ag9hxp6:03 PM Apr 18th from web