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  1. I thought December started YESTERDAY. I'm so confused. about 3 hours ago from web
  2. back to reality. and healthy eating. in theory. 8:06 AM Nov 30th from web
  3. Thanksgiving meal number three in about an hour and a half. I don't understand. 9:21 AM Nov 28th from web
  4. anyone who can't derive pleasure from these movies really might not be my friend. #jackass 7:22 PM Nov 27th from web
  5. i just saw anal beads fly out of bam's ass. attached to a kite. on comedy central at 10pm. 7:13 PM Nov 27th from web
  6. oh man. is this jackass 2.5? i am thrilled beyond belief. 7:10 PM Nov 27th from web
  7. i think i just had an entire second thanksgiving. same amount of food, same amount of dessert, same amount of entertaining the childrens. 6:00 PM Nov 27th from web
  8. okay -- time to take a walk. then maybe do some writing? maybe? pretty please? 11:04 AM Nov 27th from web
  9. i'm disgustingly full. still. 9:34 AM Nov 27th from web
  10. i'm not remotely hungry. in fact, i have a headache. but will i eat again? it's possible. 7:19 PM Nov 26th from web
  11. @jasoneagan it won't work. it's a lost cause. she feels a need to read everything and then comment in real life. that's the bad part. 11:20 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to jasoneagan
  12. Letting my mother follow me on Facebook = one of the stupidest ideas ever. 11:13 AM Nov 26th from web
  13. THANKSGIVING. Apparently, I'm going to be John Morrison and CM Punk. I think my nephew will be Cena and 'Taker. 10:32 AM Nov 26th from web
  14. @reigncoates ha--just about to type the same thing! 7:27 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to reigncoates
  15. @tofuchitlincir NYC for a week, DC for two days, then MN. I didn't have enough colors for DC, so they got a squiggle. 7:15 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to tofuchitlincir
  16. i've resorted to color-coding my calendar to establish what city I'll be in when. The crayons are at the ready. 7:08 PM Nov 25th from web
  17. the meetings and e-mails i've been involved with over the last two days were not realistic possibilities this time last year. 3:28 PM Nov 25th from web
  18. new york city. meetings. calendars. phone calls. sleeping. thanksgiving. wrestling an eight-year-old. and the twins. life = good. 12:42 PM Nov 25th from web
  19. I'm awesome. 9:52 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. @jasongrote "shockingly nude danny manley" makes me want to hope on a plan to NYC right now. 2:45 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to jasongrote