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  1. @charltonbrooker you complete GIT
  2. king" even though I really wasn't. Thanks brain
  3. hooray my sexy new phone can tweet. Who needs an iphone?
  4. so I still have yet to find a Twitter app I can use on my LG phone. Anyone...?
  5. @fyrret how would you catch a Manatee? What do they eat?
  6. @kipfxdesign nonsense, they are Korean purveyors of sleek and sexy awesome wares
  7. So how do I tweet from my new LG Chocolate BL40? I'm guessing LG have no app store??
  8. @feliskitty well now I know. My many thanks go out to you for quenching my thirst for knowledge on this farm machinery related matter
  9. @gracedent What's with all the being polite? Cunts use Twitter as well you know
  10. @feliskitty NOBODY has given me a good enough answer yet. I DEMAND to know... (without going to Wikipedia)
  11. you know once upon a time internet banking was easy... Now WTF is the deal with this fucking blue heap of shit I need to carry with me??
  12. although perhaps more worryingly I LIVE ALONE and have NO IDEA who has been in my flat pinning my bank statements to my boiler
  13. Today I found a note pinned to my boiler saying "I'll be back tomorrow". It was on an old bank statement yet they still misspelled my name
  14. @DazzW OESTROGEN? Pow womankind!
  15. Now I need that stuff that stops me doing anything...
  16. Well the bizarre caffeine/guarana capsules a work colleague chucked down my neck today have cleaned my flat for me. Nice
  17. @maggie_thatcher Kristian gets no new Viva channel on his poxy satellite
  18. @maggie_thatcher jam and bees you say? #evilplan
  19. @RichKeenan clever
  20. @asswell I want MORE info than that