kristiancee
life would be better if i was in charge
| wave @sarahnerd |
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| ~have to blame myself for every time that it rains~ |
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| @walkermoore if the words of others can be trusted, yes! XD |
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| TASTY PENII NEED HUGS TOO |
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| @walkermoore Why are you making the International Sign of Tasty Penis at Dnate? |
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| long rolls of thunder that seem to come from every direction at once |
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| nothing good can come of this |
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| In my line of work, pretending to give a shit is a lot more effective than actually giving a shit. |
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| man, i wish i wasn't color blind. i used to dream about flying one of the planes this guy used: http://snipurl.com/333ed |
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| the gnomes have learned a new way to say 'hoo-ray' |
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| DEAR GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE LIONEL RICHIE STUCK IN MY HEAD |
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| the weekend was too short and today is too long |
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| @strayfarce was it me or was the prince in hellboy 2 totally channeling tom cruise's lestat? |
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| @rickmarshall As much as I love Rom, I'm not sure he could beat MODOK. |
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| hellboy 2: good |
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| i envy the moon, so cold and distant, when i burn |
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| hey that sealant smell in the office IS coming from ther roofers! fuck you mister 'its nothing to worry about' building manager |
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| tetsuooooooooo |
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| prescience isnt all its cracked up to be |
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