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  1. oh wow! RT @nickrrad Photo: Lady Gaga gets her portrait cocked. http://tumblr.com/x2z4oxlwi
  2. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
  3. xf0rthebetterx hahaha RT @xf0rthebetterx (248): He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
  4. i want to move to Big Bear...this place is awesome
  5. i miss u splinter
  6. sometimes my phone updates my twitter...the last one I did not understand, but I think he made his point RT kristenq f7*ñ>¥òr4=< *Kl<@@
  7. delusions of grandeur humor me
  8. hrmmmm RT @nickrrrad Google to limit free access to news articles. http://bit.ly/4E3IZk
  9. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  10. @RickMalambri supposedly it was an earthquake, but i felt no quake. sounded like a bomb went off.
  11. Did anyone hear that loud BOOM?!
  12. RT @joeldavidmoore1: Kevin Spacey was wrong. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is traffic...
  13. I got hypnotized to quit smoking 4 days ago...without my knowledge. Behold it's like I never smoked in my life...weird.
  14. is it weird that when asked, "what is your dream car?" i respond with, "the Mazda 6?"
  15. @RickMalambri how the hell are you getting wifi on the plane?
  16. i just made a vision board...since Oprah is leaving tv ;( I quickly realized i need more goals.
  17. i saw a shooting star last night and got uber excited and made a wish...seems it was a meteor shower. i'm gonna pretend like it still counts
  18. Andrew, "Daddy, Ben hit my foot and it hurts." Mitch, "Ben, are you going to apologize to Andrew?" Ben, "I did apologize already in my head"
  19. i've been to more funerals than weddings in my life. hrmmm ;/
  20. The waitress just asked my grandma if she wanted her muffin buttered...the world got a chuckle out of me today