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  1. Q: What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving? A: Your mom. 12:16 PM Nov 26th from web
  2. I swear, if you post another set of emo lyrics to your Facebook page, I will unfriend you. I don't care if you're my cousin. 3:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Today is the kind of day where I feel the need to knot a hankerchief on my head and ocassionally shout, "My brain hurts!" 5:21 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  4. Just fixing a tweet. Nothing to see here. 3:43 PM Nov 22nd from web
  5. My place *could* smell like a tropical breeze, but my PartyLite lady is completey unrealiable. 3:42 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. The electric fence has failed. I repeat: the fence has failed. Chicago, prepare for the invasion of flying Asian carp. 3:43 PM Nov 20th from txt
  7. @marzipandemic nope. where would i find that? 11:44 AM Nov 19th from mobile web
  8. The upside to being trained via webinar: No icebreakers. The downside to being trained via webinar: It's a fucking webinar. 11:35 AM Nov 19th from txt
  9. I've never been mauled by a chimp, but I have been punched in the back of the head by a cougar at a Big Head Todd and the Monsters show. 2:44 PM Nov 16th from web
  10. Many thanks, @theacerbic1 One question: As a member of your band of hos, how merry do I have to be? 7:16 AM Nov 16th from web
  11. I'm wearing a considerable amount of black clothing today. (That's right, I listen to mc chris, and I don't car... ♫ http://blip.fm/~gf9mn 7:00 AM Nov 16th from Blip.fm
  12. @rememberknow I just wanted to let people know I will not be able pay them, no matter what their background. 2:57 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to rememberknow
  13. Help Wanted! Personal assistant Salary: High-fives Benefits: Second-hand smoke Agreeing that my dog is adorable is a must! EOE 2:16 PM Nov 13th from web
  14. @WadetoBlack Rhyming six with kristenoversix.... Niiiiiiiice... (How did I miss this #1984FF ?) 2:12 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to WadetoBlack
  15. Shit! I left my set of social morals on the coffee table *again*. Well, work ought to be interesting today. 6:49 AM Nov 13th from txt
  16. Just doing some personal branding. kristenoversix: I'm bitchulous! 6:28 AM Nov 13th from txt
  17. More personal branding. kristenoversix: I'm nerdific! 6:19 AM Nov 13th from txt
  18. Working on my personal brand today. kristenoversix: I'm commutertastic! 6:11 AM Nov 13th from txt
  19. I will watch any "reality" ghost finding show and heckle the hell out of it. It's a terrible, terrible addiction. 8:40 PM Nov 12th from web
  20. @SissyDawnie He still hasn't figured out that 3 week-old carnations do not sell very well. 6:00 PM Nov 12th from mobile web