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drinking adult beverages @ oasis. watched a guy show another guy his inner thigh. should be an interesting night.35 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
car inspection AND oil change = 1 half hour + 10% coupon and more for future visits + 15 months before next inspection. and only $60. FTWabout 6 hours agofrom TweetDeck
tv remotes were intended to make tv manuevering easier...now we can barely operate the devices without them.about 23 hours agofrom TweetDeck
saw Billy Mays ad today for ICAN health insurance saying 'I trust my health to ICAN.' i couldn't believe no one pulled that commercial!about 23 hours agofrom TweetDeck
google has created a new OS and promises their version of the 'blue screen of death' will change on holidays and other special occasions.about 23 hours agofrom TweetDeck
sperm cells created in lab; males may have become 'less important'.
for some reason I can't stop laughing.about 23 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I just realized I haven't used either of my laptops today. I've only used my iPhone to communicate.4:10 PM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
finished cleaning and ate what turned out to be a very late lunch OR an early bird special. time to relax on the couch a bit w/ the remote.1:24 PM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
THIS JUST IN: Michael Jackson wins posthumous award on 'America's Got Talent'.1:19 PM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
ME: Lord, during those toughest times I only saw one set of footprints.
JESUS: I know! You just got to be SUCH a downer!11:33 AM Jul 8thfrom Birdhouse
just because petsmart doesn't carry breathe-right strips for cats was no reason for their sales associate to call the humane society on me.11:28 AM Jul 8thfrom Birdhouse
puppysat again this morning, just finished grocery shopping. have I really become a puppy nanny?11:24 AM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
