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  1. @bigleaguestew At least his throw was on the mark ... too bad Fox was too chicken to show it.about 4 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to bigleaguestew
  2. Supposedly, the Budweiser clydesdales are coming through town. They're like Duffman, but horsies.about 5 hours ago from txt
  3. I loved my moon unit (brownie with ice cream) last night, but I'm regretting it this morning. Note to self: take the stairs all day.about 16 hours ago from TwitterFox
  4. Why would a North Dakotan put a Confederate flag on their vehicle?11:42 AM Jul 10th from txt
  5. I love it when I sneeze and scare the crap out of our cats.11:40 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFox
  6. Listening to a bar band play 867-5309 and I wonder, can a phone number be retired?7:56 PM Jul 2nd from txt
  7. Standing outside thinking that nothing beats summer in a place that has 8 months of winter.4:36 PM Jul 1st from txt
  8. Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Winehouse.7:32 PM Jun 30th from txt
  9. Just heard "Graceland" on World Cafe and got a strong feeling of deja vu. We all will be received in Graceland.9:08 AM Jun 30th from txt
  10. Holy violent rain, Batman!4:51 PM Jun 27th from txt
  11. As a rule, no internet sorta sucks. Slow internet is like having your body hair plucked out strand by strand.9:30 AM Jun 26th from txt
  12. who scored awesome seats to the redhawks game tonight? this guy. (thx brian!)4:57 PM Jun 24th from txt
  13. I've heard two references to Kenisaw Mountain Landis today and three total in the last week. Baseball history is fun!7:45 PM Jun 23rd from TwitterFox
  14. RT @michaelianblack Stop hating: Jon and Kate owe it to humanity to sleep around because they're so f---ing fertile.7:12 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterFox
  15. There are chocolate malts in my future! Tee hee!3:27 PM Jun 21st from TwitterFox
  16. Thief River Falls is a neat town. Good tasting water.12:19 PM Jun 20th from txt
  17. I remember. Oh yes, Grand Forks. I remember you.5:57 AM Jun 20th from TwitterFox
  18. Just tried making adobo. Not what I was expecting. It ended up being similar to dirty pepper-flavored dish water.5:29 PM Jun 18th from TwitterFox
  19. I already miss analog TV. It had such a warmer sound even if it was harder to use ... just like vinyl.7:56 AM Jun 18th from txt
  20. Gonna try some black bean burgers tonight. I am relatively excited.4:10 PM Jun 17th from TwitterFox