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  1. Coakley's in New Cumberland, PA. Anyone else know a bar that puts ice in the urinals? about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  2. @Bill_McIntyre sounds like a Norman Rockwell painting. sweet. about 13 hours ago from web
  3. wife's xmas gift purchased. I could tell you, of course. since she'll never see it on Twitter. #ludditespouse 6:04 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. @marshallmanson on this day of all, you put a "u" in favorite? for shame! 12:39 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. My wife uses a lot of Post-It notes in dinner planning of this scale. It's cute, in an I-love-her-ocd kind of way. 6:41 AM Nov 26th from web
  6. er, scratch that. 44 yrs old. 5:54 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. BTW, Rod Woodson is 49 years old. Holy crap. He's been frozen in a time capsule for the last 15. 5:46 PM Nov 24th from web
  8. this was a sick, sick, productive day. 4:04 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  9. I think that the best conservative philanthropy today is 1) take bag full of money, 2) give to andrew breitbart, 3) wait for fireworks. 8:59 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. @radleybalko powerpoint + screenshot. 8:30 PM Nov 23rd from web
  11. note to every TV ad guy: including doorbell rings in the soundtrack is a surefire way to make dog owners hate you, your product. 8:14 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @JenX73 that is not true. Twitter is the IV-drip morphine of the Internet. 6:47 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Damn. House just made a @Stillers reference. Like, a Mike Tomlin pull. Righteous. 6:20 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. @howardkurtz have you watched the evening news? ;) 5:06 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  15. motorcade + last bus home equals adding insult to injury. oy. 4:54 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  16. @tbridge amen, sir. was definitely one of our favorites. 4:31 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  17. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Vegetarians, environmentalists, and animal rights activists may be collectively referred to as "Communists." 1:43 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. @phearlez I enjoyed it. Even sent $ to starving artist to help write the last. No thank-you note. Remain annoyed, haven't read it. 12:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  19. @bdomenech I've never hoped so much (in vain) for a subliminal message. What crap. 11:59 AM Nov 23rd from web
  20. @tiffany since I gave him $50, do I get 10 copies of the kindle edition? 11:51 AM Nov 23rd from web