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  1. Looks like I lost the woot gamble =\ Was hoping for a four.
  2. @pinojo If it ends with 4, I will get my fourth Bolivian Olympic Committee!
  3. Awesome, now the number goes unanswered. Unlimited budget, with no expectation for results.
  4. Texas DPS website is jacked up, says to call the number, said number has been busy forever. I love the government, maybe we need more of it!
  5. I love the internet! I am now the proud owner of the Raising Arizona soundtrack (Yodeling anyone?). Oh and the matrix trilogy on bluray.
  6. @cellybelly bell pepper shrivels when it gets old, which is my least favorite quality in a vegetable.
  7. I just figured out what #moonfruit is, why spam directly when you can get other people to spam for you? #twitterabuse
  8. I love this black eyed pea dish. However, what do I do with all this left over bell pepper??
  9. Chimay? http://kjm.cc/chimay.jpg Don't mind if I do!
  10. @soulresin Get to tha chocolate!! http://fukung.net/v/14152/g...
  11. Jefe! Would you say I had a plethora of piñata?
  12. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, now Billy Mays??? Lost another loan to ditech guy, you're next dude!
  13. Religion is a fickle thing. It starts wars, inspires blind hate, and ends relationships.
  14. Politicians should check twitter to get a gauge on what their constituents think of a bill. Immediate feedback! kneecaps and trade?
  15. @arnoldkim Surprised it even got past QC. Noticed a 15% increase on my SSDs.
  16. I think a five ounce bird can't carry a one pound coconut. Perhaps an African swallow. But they are non-migratory.
  17. Upgraded iPhone to 3.0. Lackluster upgrade for me, except for A2DP. Stereo bluetooth headphones at last! Apple is catching up, 6 years late.
  18. Apparently, mind reader is on my resumé. Go figure.
  19. @ghawi the reason no one took you up on those tickets is because it's coldplay....
  20. @cellybelly why can't a mime steer a gondola?