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I am really destructive, keep anything that looks like it can be taken apart or broken away from meabout 13 hours agofrom web
It was incredibly tempting to get on the loudspeaker at work and call all of the fired people to a meeting "and hurry, you're late!"4:51 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
Can I do something today that doesn't involve pallets or cores or boxes please?4:50 PM Jul 2ndfrom web
I guess a plus side to working for a company that has no money is that a complete inventory takes less than 8 hours.7:07 PM Jul 1stfrom web
it feels weird to know I have seniority over the ceo...7:03 PM Jun 30thfrom web
7 managers the ceo and cfo fired. I might as well take July off, all my projects are dead.2:18 PM Jun 29thfrom web
New business idea, I call people you don't really want to talk to but have to.4:06 PM Jun 24thfrom web
Much headway has been made on the project. However, new estimates show this taking a few days longer than planned.2:33 PM Jun 24thfrom web
New project: eat peanut m&ms and read all the Dilbert comics. It's going to be a tough one, but I think I am the right man for the job.8:48 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
Presentation to the VP of Operations killed. Which is not surprising considering all of my ideas could save $150k or so.9:53 PM Jun 18thfrom web
Note to walmart employees: do not type your password into the self checkout when I am standing nearby. Now what can I do with this?7:36 PM May 14thfrom web