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  1. I am really destructive, keep anything that looks like it can be taken apart or broken away from me
  2. It was incredibly tempting to get on the loudspeaker at work and call all of the fired people to a meeting "and hurry, you're late!"
  3. Can I do something today that doesn't involve pallets or cores or boxes please?
  4. I guess a plus side to working for a company that has no money is that a complete inventory takes less than 8 hours.
  5. it feels weird to know I have seniority over the ceo...
  6. 7 managers the ceo and cfo fired. I might as well take July off, all my projects are dead.
  7. New business idea, I call people you don't really want to talk to but have to.
  8. Much headway has been made on the project. However, new estimates show this taking a few days longer than planned.
  9. New project: eat peanut m&ms and read all the Dilbert comics. It's going to be a tough one, but I think I am the right man for the job.
  10. Presentation to the VP of Operations killed. Which is not surprising considering all of my ideas could save $150k or so.
  11. @lysser I like it a little more, it's tolerable.
  12. It's funny how I can spend most of my day playing on the internet and still be 2 or 3 weeks ahead of schedule.
  13. Sorry, this is how I am spending my time at work, please ignore the updates. hahahahaha
  14. I just wounded @webvibesradio in an assassination attempt. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  15. I just reached level 2. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  16. I just collected a dead drop. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  17. Just bought a Fragmentation Jacket. #spymaster http://bit.ly/playspy
  18. How do I get the ice cream truck to stop?? It's such a tease!!
  19. I don't want to be in Jersey anymore...
  20. Note to walmart employees: do not type your password into the self checkout when I am standing nearby. Now what can I do with this?