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Needs aloe. Feeling like my face fell asleep on a hot iron.11:09 PM Jul 12th from web
@suziedwards You stopped at 4? I had at least one whole bag today...11:08 PM Jul 12th from web in reply to suziedwards
Calgary Transit trip route to work this morning was actually much shorter than reported on google maps. Target user personae for app: pe ...5:11 PM Jul 8th from txt
Wrote solid agenda. Started workshop. Mini-Fail. Lost confidence in agenda. Improvised. Kicked ass. Killed agenda. Feeling much better.5:00 PM Jul 8th from txt
I need interns.3:05 PM Jul 6th from txt
+15 is virtually empty. eerie. Feeling like last McKenzie brother to survive nuclear holocaust.1:49 PM Jul 2nd from txt
Vietnamese restaurant near my house has green-colored Jesus, Joseph and Mary statue. Green. Like Kermit the Frog. Looks alien.4:14 PM Jul 1st from txt
Happy Canada Day!10:51 AM Jul 1st from txt
Damn, that hipster's KFC smells tasty. #smellingotherpeoplesfoodonthebus7:13 PM Jun 30th from txt
Today was the wrong day to leave my jacket at home.6:51 PM Jun 30th from txt
Choices Deli (+15) started using wrapping paper with Bible quotes. What's next, a secret menu? #yyc #innoutburger8:25 AM Jun 30th from web
@cowboyd I did that in my NYC apt once. Didn't seem to have any problems. Dude, I miss waking up to you playing "big pimpin" on your uke.9:58 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to cowboyd
P.S. Looking forward to bonus software that will allow me to be in a boat race against my digital self (or multiple thereof).12:03 PM Jun 29th from EventBox
Just got a new rowing machine for my birthday. Finally, I can stop the cutting. Thanks, Eileen!12:02 PM Jun 29th from EventBox
Yay! Chocolate-covered pretzels for my birthday from mom! Om nom nom nom!4:24 PM Jun 26th from txt
@jmackenz way to go! Now see if you can find Stein...4:18 PM Jun 26th from txt
Tempted to channel Wknd Update Dan Ackroyd at client mtg today. Thankfully for us all, tact and diplomacy prevailed.4:14 PM Jun 26th from txt
@blackdood Yeah, you can't stop at one. I think Steve Jobs adds an addictive substance to all Macs that make you crave them fortnightly.3:24 PM Jun 26th from EventBox in reply to blackdood
I hate getting on the late buses. Two days in a row that driver takes arbitrary break in the middle of route without warning.8:31 AM Jun 26th from txt
Why is this guy wearing aqua socks downtown? Safety while wading in the fountains? Diving in the Bow River?8:19 AM Jun 26th from txt