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  1. "on THAT... i'm just gonna have lettuce. (long pause). pickles, green peppers, onions, olives, lite mayo, and every kind of spice." about 4 hours ago from txt
  2. bizarro Adam Corolla just walked in and grinned at me while ordering like there was some joke going on about 4 hours ago from txt
  3. this little ripped-off piece of cheese is shaped like a bayonet... i can feel my mind going about 4 hours ago from txt
  4. @drewthomsen "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COME IN WHEN I'M WEARING UNDERWEAR" about 19 hours ago from web in reply to drewthomsen
  5. @drewthomsen lololololololololol @ the lack of a "just" or an "only" before "wearing" about 19 hours ago from web in reply to drewthomsen
  6. @drewthomsen false. i shaved last night. >:-( about 20 hours ago from web in reply to drewthomsen
  7. @drewthomsen are you implying that i'm rich as fuck about 20 hours ago from web in reply to drewthomsen
  8. @Andrew_A_Adams DUDE I BIN. DUDE I BIN IN OHIO FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to Andrew_A_Adams
  9. @jess0789 HALE IS THE HEALTHIER CHOICE about 20 hours ago from web in reply to jess0789
  10. @drewthomsen i had to Google "vato" and i only knew "barrio" from that song by Counting Crows. fine, i won't. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to drewthomsen
  11. @drewthomsen i do, i've just had it up to here with servers who switch time signatures mid-singalong! i'm not gonna take it anymore! >:-O about 21 hours ago from txt
  12. at a Mexican jernt. all the servers came out and sang Happy Birthday to someone but they turned a 3/4 bar into a 4/4 bar. i'm pist as hale about 21 hours ago from txt
  13. lots of lovely ladies in Canton tonight. Bath & Body Works. hoo boy. about 22 hours ago from txt
  14. it just occurred to me that i still have an iTunes gift card from last year. might as well buy TKOP tonight. make like 1 cent in royalties. about 23 hours ago from txt
  15. @drewthomsen laurenisthecoolestomg laurenisthecoolestomg laurenisthecoolestomg laurenisthecoolestomg laurenisthecoolestomg about 23 hours ago from txt
  16. @drewthomsen see about 24 hours ago from txt
  17. laurenisthecoolestomg about 24 hours ago from txt
  18. @drewthomsen here, like this, watch about 24 hours ago from txt
  19. the fuck? my T9 word bank didn't have "polka"? well, it does now. and "berjammers." about 24 hours ago from txt
  20. ok! just spent 45 minutes in Kohl's. nothing down, everything to go. i can't get candles for Mother again this year. i can't. 1:32 PM Dec 15th from txt