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  1. Wildly out of context but . . .spoken at staff meeting(not by me): Immediately after this meeting I will go to your location and get it on.
  2. .@mattwertz just gave me his new live album for FREE! Want it? Click http://bit.ly/40sm9N
  3. @yayfrogs He came up to my shoulders so no. But a man that can dance would get my number.
  4. Spotted at a new gym: a man alone in the group class room doing what appeared to be a boy-band dance routine. I couldn't look away.
  5. RT: @spaghettipie D: Mama, if I made a poop bigger than God . . . I would win a prize. // talk about the grand prize game
  6. Dear NASCAR: the point of your sport is to drive cars fast and yet here I am stuck in SLOW traffic due to you. Irony?
  7. Correction Sonic: DO MIND! Forgot they never get the syrup ratio right and the ddp always tastes off. Should have gone to chick-fil-a.
  8. Route 44 Diet Dr Pepper (the equivalent of a liter)? Don't mind if I do.
  9. Final clean out of FW apt. Makes moving feel final. I won't have keys to a place there but plenty of friends to still have a "home" to go 2
  10. Movie review for Men Who Watch Goats: save the $10, grab some popcorn and a coke and just go watch some random goats yourself.
  11. For the love dominoes delivery girl, I am on the third floor and can hear your radio perfectly. How are your ears not bleeding?
  12. Wow I just spent five minutes staring into space trying to think what to write . . . . and nothing.
  13. Tomorrow is a momentous occasion for me, I'm upgrading to a DVR from a VCR. Next I plan on investigating this whole internet thing.
  14. I'm pretty sure my scale got broken in the move. Good news: it's skewing low on weight. Bad news: I know it's lying. Got to get to gym!
  15. I have a theory that you can tell a lot about how a person drives by how they operate a shopping cart and vice versa. I go fast with purpose
  16. @yayfrogs I've always thought you weren't enough of a tool. I'm sure there's a book for that. These are the reasons you should miss me.
  17. @janetheface @spaghettipie Chicken! I would have booked it out if there tires screeching and all.
  18. Trying to figure out how to work this into a kids lesson on a sunday. Shout out to all my balding friends. http://tinyurl.com/yj23tew
  19. @shaunreed Where the old ladies the ones pointing and snickering?
  20. New job + moving = a week without working out. Need to get in the gym. Though living on the third floor does guarantee some cardio.