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  1. @maxwellconrad She doesn't sound like a lady at all.
  2. "I'm not name-calling, just classifying you scientifically."
  3. At the hospital. :(
  4. I wish I could finish all the things I started.
  5. Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before.
  6. Love is a horse with a broken leg trying to stand while 45,000 people watch.
  7. Our appetite for lust consumes our sense of reason when we give favor to pretty people who are also pretty boring.
  8. @NickyDiesel Shoot me an email at kperovic@gmail.com.
  9. @NickyDiesel I log in to Facebook more often, so I could more quickly respond to you there. Besides, I hate the character restriction here.
  10. @NickyDiesel Like I said, I rarely log in to Twitter. I always update via my mobile and that's it, so you're always left waiting on me.
  11. @NickyDiesel Do you have a Facebook account that you'd share with me?
  12. Nice try, but there's no such thing as drunkish.
  13. You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend, I'm not going to tell her where I live or work.
  14. If you get married, do you have to let your wife look at your penis?
  15. Believe it or not, tailgating my ass isn't going to make the slow car in front of me go any faster. You need to back the fuck up.
  16. If you watch jaws backwards, it's about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach.
  17. I am my choices.
  18. "What I need is someone who will make me do what I can." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
  19. No one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.
  20. I just made 5 dollars for inventing sex. :)