kperovic
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@ She doesn't sound like a lady at all.
5:17 PM Dec 12th
from web
in reply to maxwellconrad
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"I'm not name-calling, just classifying you scientifically."
3:01 PM Dec 8th
from Ping.fm
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At the hospital. :(
10:29 PM Dec 5th
from Ping.fm
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I wish I could finish all the things I started.
5:27 PM Dec 5th
from web
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Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before.
1:24 PM Dec 5th
from web
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Love is a horse with a broken leg trying to stand while 45,000 people watch.
11:23 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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Our appetite for lust consumes our sense of reason when we give favor to pretty people who are also pretty boring.
2:42 AM Dec 2nd
from web
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@ Shoot me an email at kperovic@gmail.com.
2:39 AM Nov 30th
from web
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@ I log in to Facebook more often, so I could more quickly respond to you there. Besides, I hate the character restriction here.
1:52 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ Like I said, I rarely log in to Twitter. I always update via my mobile and that's it, so you're always left waiting on me.
1:51 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ Do you have a Facebook account that you'd share with me?
4:18 PM Nov 21st
from web
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Nice try, but there's no such thing as drunkish.
4:02 PM Nov 21st
from Ping.fm
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You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend, I'm not going to tell her where I live or work.
5:55 PM Nov 18th
from Ping.fm
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If you get married, do you have to let your wife look at your penis?
7:42 AM Nov 17th
from Ping.fm
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Believe it or not, tailgating my ass isn't going to make the slow car in front of me go any faster. You need to back the fuck up.
5:42 PM Nov 7th
from Ping.fm
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If you watch jaws backwards, it's about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach.
8:59 PM Nov 6th
from Ping.fm
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I am my choices.
1:17 PM Nov 6th
from Ping.fm
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"What I need is someone who will make me do what I can." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
4:10 PM Nov 5th
from Ping.fm
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No one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.
6:47 PM Nov 4th
from Ping.fm
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I just made 5 dollars for inventing sex. :)
11:15 PM Oct 31st
from Ping.fm
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- Name Kristopher Perovic
- Location Clifton, NJ
- Bio I'm just a young and ambitious citizen of planet Earth trying to uplift the human condition by infecting the masses with courage, persistence, and imagination.
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