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  1. For sale: one France football shirt.
  2. @carolinecheese Dunne has class. Henry does not.
  3. ...
  4. Phillies lead series, 1-0. SUCK IT, UBALDO!
  5. NL East champs!
  6. Wait, a cold over and done with in three days? How did that happen?
  7. Why does Asian World Cup qualifying finish so early?
  8. I'm up, I'm showered, I'm dressed, but I seem unable to actually make myself go to work...
  9. @knightpire Please don't waste my time.
  10. So it looks like I'll actually get Madden for the first time in 5 years... who's up for an online franchise?
  11. @kev_brady Oh, right... Jaguars?
  12. @kev_brady Random: how about Ravens?
  13. Sigh... Brad Lidge's Faustian pact has clearly expired.
  14. RT @kev_brady gi joe... wow... just wow
  15. And this happy little fellow is the GOUGER!
  16. Fletcher: "The Magpies continue to lurch from one crisis to another, elevating the entire process into something of an art form." Genius.
  17. I am going to find and disembowel @stevestout. He knows why. No, I don't like that word "bowel" there.
  18. @moryan How can NBC talk about "raising the bar" in the same press conference where they slate Kings for being "too highbrow?"
  19. @SchwaeJames It's called, amazingly enough, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." Clearly, traveling north has blinded you to the obvious...
  20. @SchwaeJames They're just another band out of Boston. For Chrissakes, the answer is RIGHT THERE IN THE LYRICS. Shame on you.