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  1. @enrico7300 mine said i am a rubik's cube. this is definitely not an accurate representation...
  2. happiest of birthdays to @amandapage, awesome antipodean. you know, i hear that shaft's a bad mother...
  3. intensely hating the target holiday commercials. really, target? that was the best pitch they had?
  4. also, while i am doing this? i wonder why the hell my mouse has stopped working, and it takes me at least 10 seconds to figure it out.
  5. the smart idea would be to move my iphone, and yet - see stupid.
  6. stupid computer tricks - if i put my iphone anywhere near my mouse, i will try to mouse with my iphone. every single time.
  7. so very much to do, in so very little time.
  8. @lisamackhill ah, okay. i wasn't sure what the season was. let me know!
  9. @lisamackhill is there any syrup for purchase yet?
  10. RT @ginfw: Muppets + Queen = the BEST thing on the interwebs: http://is.gd/52K6T How many ways of win?
  11. all my peeps on twitter are so very nice and cool, and pretty, all of you. so much so that i did not call you my tweeple. you're welcome.
  12. ah, darling @selila, feel so much better.
  13. on days like today, i would so much rather be pretty and rich than smart. sadly, i must work with what i have.
  14. @TeenaKP i know. it's so totally horrible. and yet, i cannot stop watching it.
  15. ah, the transporter (and by association, transporter 2). you're so bad, yet so not totally. i wish i could quit you.
  16. just spent 3 minutes trying to figure out how i was going to move a 30" monitor with my feet. it's been that kind of day.
  17. @narilka yes. we can have jackets and a secret handshake and everything.
  18. today is making with the suck in a very big way.
  19. 1st try, nuclear caramel meltdown. 2nd try, success!
  20. about to attempt making caramel sauce. let us hope i don't burn the place down...