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  1. @CineVegas Lets not go crazy. She was fine, but Clooney was the best thing in the movie.
  2. @greg_rutter Museum of Jurassic Technology on Venice. Do it!
  3. @capricurgens Also in bar last night: fights, heretofor unknown MA lottery punch cards, shot called 'oxycontin'. WOW.
  4. http://twitpic.com/uwvnj - Pron DVDs in the claw machine?!?!? #bostonrulz
  5. St. Paddy's Day decorations are still up in the bar I'm frequenting. i missed Boston!
  6. Wanna watch an insane Italian 70s variety show set in hell instead of talking to your family? STYX! RT @carr2n: http://bit.ly/4GqyGn
  7. @marklisanti if I can't say swear to annoying kids, you better be bleeping yourselve to the Right Hon. Mr. Chase...
  8. Here's my policy: You let your son bring a LOUD toy on a plane, I tell him that Santa is a blood demon who eats kids and shits dead puppies.
  9. JP Losman gets the heroes welcome from the oakland faithful.
  10. In a sports bar in oakland that almost erupted into a riot at the SIGHT of Jamarcus Russel this will not end well.
  11. http://twitpic.com/u4qhn - Octopus salad. Dinner parties in SF are a different animal, friends.
  12. @rohlich 'Award Tour' by Tribe. Although it took me like three years to actually listen to 'Eric B. For President'.
  13. http://twitpic.com/ttevd - And the winner for Most Disturbing Use of Familial Obligation to Sell a Product is...Taser!
  14. Al Kaprielian, the least professional and most loved weatherman in the Boston metro area, got canned. He needs a gig! http://bit.ly/6V69Tt
  15. If you don't know, now you know RT @snoopdogg: http://bit.ly/7lDomz - what ya know about Sigourney Weaver?!?!?! get up on that level
  16. The 'Cupcake Menorah' from @Atlantic_Food: Delicious sacrilege. http://bit.ly/92r9Pl
  17. Pat Patriot pulls a Tiger! RT @BreakingNews: New England Patriots suspend mascot after arrest in R.I. prostitution bust http://bit.ly/8zjxwY
  18. Early New Year's Resolution: Take course on Monkey Syntax at the Learning Annex. http://bit.ly/8D1zNN
  19. It's here! RT @sundancefest new and improved 2010 #Sundance Film Guide and screening schedule: http://bit.ly/4pyklU
  20. @dannysux On the bright side, singing 'unpee my pants' to the tune of 'unbreak my heart' almost makes it worth it...