kolchak
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It may be too early for Christmas lights but it's never too early for egg nog. Or pant removal.
41 minutes ago
from TwitterBerry
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The official state food of Wisconsin is the urinal cake.
about 1 hour ago
from TwitterBerry
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If you don't call Halloween "candy day" or Christmas "present day" you have no right calling Thanksgiving "turkey day." Stop that.
about 3 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
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This seems a lot more like anti-social networking.
about 4 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
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PS: I'm on whatever team is for dismembering Twilight fans.
about 5 hours ago
from web
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"Donny Osmond on top"
about 5 hours ago
from web
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"Psychologically distraught" is the new "I DVR Glenn Beck every day."
about 17 hours ago
from web
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Twitter and public toilets were made for each other. And for pooping.
about 20 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
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Maybe before you castrated yourself for the Klondike bar you should have asked nicely. And now there's blood on my cardigan.
11:53 AM Nov 24th
from web
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And, from that moment on, the smell of waffles was forever synonymous with the smell of love.
11:04 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Just because I hate them, I send my neighbors tidings of comfort and Joy Behar.
9:16 AM Nov 24th
from TwitterBerry
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To spice up my resume, I decided to have half of it just be a description of a wet dream I had about Uma Thurman.
8:16 AM Nov 24th
from web
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I'd like the number 5 with extra McCynicism, please.
7:47 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Male conversation guide: "Boy that [state] game was exciting. Remember when [make up name] did [something with a football]? That was great.
7:09 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Sure, but you've never seen Susan Boyle and bigfoot in the same room, either.
4:20 PM Nov 23rd
from Seesmic
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Then the AMA organizers thought: "You know what people want to see in an opening act? What Michael Jackson would look like with breasts."
10:25 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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I wonder how AT&T knew that I trust everything Luke Wilson says?
8:23 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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Confucius say...things in improper grammar.
8:06 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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And somewhere, someone is designing Lady Gaga's elaborate Thanksgiving hat that people can eat turkey out of.
8:00 PM Nov 22nd
from SocialScope
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Don't fail me now, tube socks.
5:12 PM Nov 22nd
from Seesmic
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- Name Ryan Anderson
- Location Milwaukee, WI
- Web http://blip.fm/Ko...
- Bio Writer, actor, political commentator, David Bowie fan. Night Stalker.
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