kolchak
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Printing out a mapquest to @'s house for National Hug a Jew day tomorrow. Then off to the store to buy customary gift of PBR.
about 2 hours ago
from web
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I'm doing this for the Gipper.
Mostly because he's dead now and pretty much needs everything to be done for him.
about 4 hours ago
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@ Its first word would either be "BOMBSHELL" or "dick."
about 4 hours ago
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Fraggle Rock: Where guys go to stick their hands up the asses of little gremlins.
Where do I sign up?
about 5 hours ago
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And at some point, the rapists all decided to look like Quint from "Jaws". All because Robert Shaw didn't open the door for one in 1955.
about 5 hours ago
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The inflatable lawn ornament for sweetest day should be me, alone, rewinding the sketching scene from titanic again and again and again.
about 6 hours ago
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Triton? I always thought Satan just carried a three pronged dildo on a really long stick.
about 6 hours ago
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The government took the brown pelican off the endangered species list. That means we can eat them, right? Because I'm not spitting this out.
about 9 hours ago
from SocialScope
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More proof life is cruel: the older you get the more places you have to hide your meth, except you'll always forget where that was.
about 9 hours ago
from SocialScope
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@ Give Kenny Loggins a break. He's just trying to relive the glory days, damnit. You people have taken everything else.
about 9 hours ago
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Also, Larry King's unforgettable Xmas hit: "Tell me again, Mary. Did you at any point take a pregnancy test to make sure it wasn't a tumor?"
about 10 hours ago
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This Bob Dylan album is the best Jewish compilation of Christmas songs since Jackie Mason's "What? You expected a present? I have no money!"
about 10 hours ago
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Medicare! Medicaid! Medicupcakes!
about 10 hours ago
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Puss in boots is like the butchest type of puss you can get. Unless they're Uggs. But still.
about 11 hours ago
from SocialScope
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NY Daily news: 90% of University students in NY can't do basic algebra. Trust our staff's number because they all graduated from them. Wait.
about 11 hours ago
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Carrie Prejean's mom saw her sex tape before I did. And then the clouds opened up and god said "I hate you, Ryan."
about 13 hours ago
from SocialScope
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Yes, youtube. I enjoyed that high end car ad that ran before my ten second video of cats falling off tables. You know your demographics.
about 14 hours ago
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Britney Spears wasn't "hacked." The Frito Lay company just repossessed her account in lieu of the cash she's yet to pay them.
about 14 hours ago
from web
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And for the rest of her life, the actress that played the girl from "The Ring" will be asked to "do that snarly thing" in bed.
9:38 PM Nov 11th
from web
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So we not cool and all and if you participate in a meme like this I'll again be forced to stab you in the eye with a rusted railroad spike.
9:26 PM Nov 11th
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- Name Ryan Anderson
- Location Milwaukee, WI
- Web http://blip.fm/Ko...
- Bio Writer, actor, political commentator, David Bowie fan. Night Stalker.
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