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  1. It may be too early for Christmas lights but it's never too early for egg nog. Or pant removal. 41 minutes ago from TwitterBerry
  2. The official state food of Wisconsin is the urinal cake. about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry
  3. If you don't call Halloween "candy day" or Christmas "present day" you have no right calling Thanksgiving "turkey day." Stop that. about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  4. This seems a lot more like anti-social networking. about 4 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  5. PS: I'm on whatever team is for dismembering Twilight fans. about 5 hours ago from web
  6. "Donny Osmond on top" #realfoxnewsheadline about 5 hours ago from web
  7. "Psychologically distraught" is the new "I DVR Glenn Beck every day." about 17 hours ago from web
  8. Twitter and public toilets were made for each other. And for pooping. about 20 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  9. Maybe before you castrated yourself for the Klondike bar you should have asked nicely. And now there's blood on my cardigan. 11:53 AM Nov 24th from web
  10. And, from that moment on, the smell of waffles was forever synonymous with the smell of love. 11:04 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. Just because I hate them, I send my neighbors tidings of comfort and Joy Behar. 9:16 AM Nov 24th from TwitterBerry
  12. To spice up my resume, I decided to have half of it just be a description of a wet dream I had about Uma Thurman. 8:16 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. I'd like the number 5 with extra McCynicism, please. 7:47 AM Nov 24th from web
  14. Male conversation guide: "Boy that [state] game was exciting. Remember when [make up name] did [something with a football]? That was great. 7:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. Sure, but you've never seen Susan Boyle and bigfoot in the same room, either. 4:20 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic
  16. Then the AMA organizers thought: "You know what people want to see in an opening act? What Michael Jackson would look like with breasts." 10:25 AM Nov 23rd from web
  17. I wonder how AT&T knew that I trust everything Luke Wilson says? 8:23 AM Nov 23rd from web
  18. Confucius say...things in improper grammar. 8:06 AM Nov 23rd from web
  19. And somewhere, someone is designing Lady Gaga's elaborate Thanksgiving hat that people can eat turkey out of. 8:00 PM Nov 22nd from SocialScope
  20. Don't fail me now, tube socks. 5:12 PM Nov 22nd from Seesmic