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  1. Now folks can't stop gushing about Chetan Bhagat's SOH? Sweet. Nothing to help with male bonding than nudge-nudge-wink-wink wife jokes.
  2. And dudes, why is Jim Morrison not trending on Twitter?
  3. I support chubby people. I support Chetan Bhagat. I also support piracy. My heart is very big.
  4. I heard all of you ganged up against Chetan Bhagat yesterday and made a complete nuisance of yourselves? You disappoint me.
  5. Has anybody seen how the silly girls in the Don't Worry sanitary napkins ad wear the KKR team outfit. How much they insult us Bengalis?!
  6. And that is how, I have acquired a life. Kthxbye.
  7. And this leads to getting messages like - Onek din khabor nai. And I just pretend that I know all of them and respond with movie songs.
  8. Even superheros don't mess with God and I add them all.
  9. On Facebook, I have discovered that I am the horny Bangladeshi male fantasy. They just can't stop sending me friend requests invoking Allah.
  10. @TinyToots Wheeeeeee. What fun!!
  11. @TinyToots I am pretty certain I knew who needed to be beaten up when I wrote that Tweet. Now I will just beat on demand. Say it.
  12. @TinyToots You are prettiness. I will beat up that boy for you.
  13. @TinyToots But, I am stalking you too. How do we pick the winner in this contest?
  14. Most frustratingly, nobody has done anybody yet.
  15. I have spent the last two hours watching this Hindi movie where A wishes to do B, who wishes to do C, who wishes to do either B or A.
  16. @samitbasu No, No. I am your stalker.
  17. @adityab Cough. Yes, i will be around. Do not have exciting flying job. :|
  18. The boss is forever humming Jamaica Farewell. He is either Harry Belafonte or a Naxalite.
  19. @adityab Yes. New job and pretty boss.
  20. @mojorojo You are pretty.