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"i whore them like 6 times but unfortunately they dont fit me anymore" from a craigslist ad for shoes (that were apparently 'whored')
8:39 PM Dec 13th
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"are you being sarcastic? canadians have a hard time telling because we don't have a big jewish population" - danny, canadian, on '30 rock'
9:48 PM Dec 10th
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RT @ Sade's new single - "Soldier Of Love" - listen here! | SoulCulture.co.uk
7:57 AM Dec 9th
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"every time i show up at one of these things, someone wants to spit up all over me" - andrew zimmern, on ancient cleansing rituals.
12:34 PM Dec 8th
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last de anza math teacher blog for a while:
10:56 AM Dec 8th
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today: meeting, eating(at a holiday party), reviewing for finals & picking up @ at the airport
7:31 PM Dec 7th
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@ I may have a 1942 nickel
7:23 AM Dec 6th
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"well i do have to have you, darling. it's a contractual thing" - tom wilkinson's character, to his wife, in 'the last kiss'
9:04 PM Dec 5th
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"we ponder the important questions: WTF? are we on candid camera?" wendy spero, on twins making out w/each other:
9:54 AM Dec 5th
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going to my last pilates class today. will need to find a cheap pilates option in oxford.
8:34 AM Dec 5th
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@ how do you know that stat about it snowing on the same day? also, talked about the Pyth. Th. & my class wishes they could meet u
8:33 AM Dec 5th
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"i have a cat who goes in a bag" - paula poundstone, from this:
8:53 AM Dec 4th
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"and you notice how obama did not pre-empt 'a garfield ramadan'" - colbert, on obama's speech pre-empting 'a charlie brown christmas'
8:52 AM Dec 3rd
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MSU football team has really disappointed me. the team should not go bowling after this kind of behavior:
8:00 AM Dec 2nd
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@ acc got weird a few yrs ago. used to have 9 schools, now 12 or 14. as someone who grew up in acc country, i liked it more with 9
7:14 PM Dec 1st
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so i got a google wave account, but i have no idea what i'm supposed to do with it.
10:01 PM Nov 30th
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got an unexpected phone call from my uncle aunt and cousin in ghana. i funded my cousin's nursing school expenses, & she just finished
11:17 AM Nov 29th
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rza: kramer's my nigga.
seth rogen: that's very...forgiving of you.
from 'funny people', about the character from 'seinfeld'
4:03 PM Nov 27th
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tiger woods seriously injured in a car accident:
12:16 PM Nov 27th
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"they sound like tv shows i don't watch" - precious, in 'precious', when in a room with 2 well-educated women talking to each other.
2:21 PM Nov 26th
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- Name Jefferson Shirley
- Location Mountain View, CA
- Web http://deanzamath...
- Bio I'm a dreaded mathematics teacher who likes to play soccer and harass our cat.
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