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  1. Tip: Don't try to change the game when you've got your game face on or it will stay like that forever.
  2. Tip: Putting a period before @replies lets your followers share all your in-jokes and private conversations. They'll love you for it!
  3. Hipsters: I get irony - I watch Leno too. But I didn't become truly cool until I turned my cynicism into *win*icism.
  4. I created my first Twitter list! http://bit.ly/4fgBlm
  5. I love Halloween! After making the magic happen 364 days a year it's nice to let somebody else have a turn.
  6. I'm seriously considering ending my internet marketing career. Somebody threatened the thing I hold most dear in life - my face.
  7. Google Wave is great! I'm using it to let everybody know I'm using Google Wave.
  8. RT hack_daniels @kochschwinger meet your nemesis: http://j.mp/SYNqI
  9. Spent the weekend parasailing at Lake Tahoe with Sergey Brin. Apparently the Google Wave was originally going to be a hairstyle.
  10. Don't forget: your family are followers too. Find out more at my "How I Monetized Your Mother" seminar!
  11. I'm looking for something more powerful than a netbook, with a larger screen and more memory. Any suggestions?
  12. Dan Brown sent me an advance copy of The Lost Symbol. The twist? It's all true.
  13. Sometimes my motivational talks are just too effective. Thank God that hostage negotiation team was in the area.
  14. Hold a conversation with your customers but make sure you talk the loudest.
  15. My new e-book is more personal and reflective than the others. Working title: Fast-tracked for Social Media Sainthood
  16. I made $500,000 selling to myself! DM me for details of my amazing Single Level Marketing™ system!
  17. Don't be shy! I won't be embarrassed if you include me in your #followfriday recommendations!
  18. @tomalison I get around...
  19. @allcheapfares I always use @allexpensivefares.
  20. It's time to reclaim the term "marketing douchebag" from the haters. I'm a Louis Vuitton douchebag filled with Cristal!