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- (MR. PINK moves his index finger up and down) "This is the world's smallest theremin, playing just for the waitresses." #1stdraftmovielinesabout 7 hours ago from web
- @louiethecat That shit is UNDER EMBARGO, jackass.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to louiethecat
- @momopeche MTV now has a show called "16 and Pregnant," which may as well be titled "I Totally Know I Am Pregnant And Called MTV To Film It"about 23 hours ago from web in reply to momopeche
- Oh my! RT @TopHatProfessor That would be lovely, @SombreInspector! I've been dying to try your wife's famous biscuits for a while now!8:24 PM Jul 8th from web
- But, @TopHatProfessor and @DonOfScience, if you can't see the coins, how do you know which ones are heads and tails?5:03 PM Jul 6th from web
- Hey, @TopHatProfessor, question: Just how diabolical IS the box?3:40 PM Jul 6th from web
- @jeffgerstmann @taswell *slow clap* http://bit.ly/FAih711:49 AM Jul 6th from web
- Oh, Berkeley. What food at this party isn't magic? The hummus?8:56 PM Jul 3rd from TweetDeck
- I just entered a Captcha that went "234FU", which sounds like a punk band counting off a song.3:54 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @gizmogladstone Holy shit. Where, how, and do they take reservations10:18 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to gizmogladstone
- @AdrenalineMJ ah, the unavoidable 2. definition.3:34 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to AdrenalineMJ
- Advertisement on new muni bus shelters calls the design 'compelling.' WTF does it compel you to do? New bullshit word of the year.3:15 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- Two dollars for the bus! Why, when I was a young man it cost a nickel!2:51 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
- Three scenes from Universal's new 'Asteroids' movie. http://is.gd/1lJSO12:46 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @ferricide Only because you didn't smores wrestle.12:18 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to ferricide
- Incidentally, @TopHatProfessor, Flora's name in Japanese is Aroma. How does that make you feel, on a scale of 1-10, 10 being uncomfortable?1:11 PM Jun 30th from web
- Hey, @TopHatProfessor. i haff tvelve metchsteek9:05 AM Jun 30th from web
- Hilarious, but NSFW, Current TV report on 3-D porn. http://is.gd/1isLA3:43 PM Jun 29th from web
- In related news, Billboard reports that all of Billy Mays' albums have rocketed to the top of the Catalog charts.10:19 AM Jun 28th from web
- BILLY MAYS YOU ARE 2 TALENTED 4 EVER. REST IN PIECE. #ripbm10:18 AM Jun 28th from web
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