Knownhuman
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Is there any glow better than a pasta-glow?
43 minutes ago
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If you're not doing anything tonight, Michio "The Man" Kaku's new show is going to premier on @ 10pm
about 3 hours ago
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@ Maybe if you'd been keeping a better eye on your stuff, this wouldn't have happened, missy.
about 4 hours ago
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@ They changed it months ago, but I can't type, nor say, the new name without gagging or smirking.
about 4 hours ago
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.@ @ @ Yeah, it was also an excuse to show wrasslin'.
about 4 hours ago
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I mean, honestly, when a chick subs a vowel for a "y" in her name, dollar bills are frequently involved. What's that say about Sci Fi?
about 4 hours ago
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The name was actually changed from the Sci Fi channel to SyFy (gag). The gagging is neither implied nor silent.
about 4 hours ago
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Oh Krusty, you slay me.
about 5 hours ago
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@ But think of the promotion potential and portfolio value of a keyfinder saying they helped find my keys via twitter!
about 6 hours ago
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Never mind, found 'em. I guess being human still trumps twitter on some things.
about 6 hours ago
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Is there a way to crowdsource finding my keys?
about 6 hours ago
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Time to play the lunch game.
about 8 hours ago
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@ Well, we get to wear masks some times, but we also usually wear cloak and rapier. Ah
about 9 hours ago
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@ Excellent. I'm glad I put all that planning into our Monte Cristo revenge plot. The time to act draws near.
about 9 hours ago
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@ Energy can neither be created nor destroyed. I'm sensing an power vacuum.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to DasJorge
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Great, so if both @ and @ get haircuts, where does the Haircut Twin Samson powers go?
about 10 hours ago
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@ He's the freaking mayor of Short Pump, that makes him Captain WASP
about 10 hours ago
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@ @ Done and done.
about 10 hours ago
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@ No, if @ cuts her hair, then @ grows more powerful. It's reverse hair twin Samson stuff.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to DasJorge
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@ I think that @ and I need to have an O'Leary's night out. Can't promise we won't burn Chicago down...again.
about 10 hours ago
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- Name Knownhuman
- Location Richmond, VA
- Web http://www.bradle...
- Bio I'm just a hack writer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls...and who's twitter goes to 11.
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